i masturbate before gym and dont wash my hands

[yunusmile]

then touch everything in the gym especially the light female weights. and act like i am doing dropset
(insert small penis tag and joke here)

 

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How about I (insert mop handle up your ass)?

 

[WoodyO]

You know damn well that's a lie. There's no gym in Turkey, and even if there is, women certainly wouldn't be allowed to do it.

Now, here's what you should do. Masturbate into your palm, then go to a party and swirl your hand around in the punch bowl when nobody is looking.

 

[wootoom]

You fucking ugly small dick Turkish faggot

 

[miplank]

You know damn well that's a lie. There's no gym in Turkey, and even if there is, women certainly wouldn't be allowed to do it.

Now, here's what you should do. Masturbate into your palm, then go to a party and swirl your hand around in the punch bowl when nobody is looking.

ololololololololololololllolo

 

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Can I pin?

 

[redsamurai]

You know damn well that's a lie. There's no gym in Turkey, and even if there is, women certainly wouldn't be allowed to do it.

Now, here's what you should do. Masturbate into your palm, then go to a party and swirl your hand around in the punch bowl when nobody is looking.

nah man that's not doing it right, you gotta stink palm it. Take a huge giant shit, "modestly" wipe with like only 1 or 2 ply's....then sit down on your hand for like 10 minutes. Really get it marinating, then go swirl your hand in the punch bowl.

 

[-SD-]

nah man that's not doing it right, you gotta stink palm it. Take a huge giant shit, "modestly" wipe with like only 1 or 2 ply's....then sit down on your hand for like 10 minutes. Really get it marinating, then go swirl your hand in the punch bowl.

Make sure its the right texture rob

 

[billfred]

Make sure its the right texture rob

yeah.. who would have ever thought Redsam would have turned this into something about an asshole or shit>???

 

[shirlene29]

so now wait
Im confused

should we be washing our hands before thr gym or after masturbation ??
or whats the actual problem here