I lied about the size of my cawk on EHarmony

[txbondsman]

ALL men lie about their dick size. We automatically subtract 2 -4 inches off of whatever length they tell us, anyway.

HR, that's the lib comming out in ya, they lie so much they can only assume that everyone else does too...

7'' all purpose tool here, going by your discriptions of phalus sizes and uses on an earlier thread. You better not minus any inches off that, it's a "conservative" measurement!

 

[heatherrae]

HR, that's the lib comming out in ya, they lie so much they can only assume that everyone else does too...

7'' all purpose tool here, going by your discriptions of phalus sizes and uses on an earlier thread. You better not minus any inches off that, it's a "conservative" measurement!

Oh, so you have five inches, then....LOL.

 

[txbondsman]

Oh, so you have five inches, then....LOL.

your forcing me to send private cawk pic to you arent ya!

 

[heatherrae]

your forcing me to send private cawk pic to you arent ya!

Make sure to lay it up against something for perspective. Most guys will put a matchbox up next to it and say "see honey, I told you it was as big as a buick."

 

[txbondsman]

Make sure to lay it up against something for perspective. Most guys will put a matchbox up next to it and say "see honey, I told you it was as big as a buick."

OH, I'm thinking about laying up up against something alright. And you can measure it yourself! Miss Elastopants!!

btw, how's JR comming along? haven't heard you say in awhile...

 

[heatherrae]

OH, I'm thinking about laying up up against something alright. And you can measure it yourself! Miss Elastopants!!

btw, how's JR comming along? haven't heard you say in awhile...

Ah, the baby is doing good. She kicks me in the uterus at night. I think she loves me...lol.

 

[PICK3]

Ah, the baby is doing good. She kicks me in the uterus at night. I think she loves me...lol.

Thanks for paternalizing my thread HR

 

[Rickdarula]

I never got the whole lying thing. What's the point...it all comes out in the wash anyhow. Then what...I told you it was 10"??...nooo, I meant 7...errr 6 and change!!!

Sure, every male in the world would love to be a millionaire stud, rollin in a Ferarri and waving to chicks with his dick...then there's reality.

Keep it real!!

 

[Kano]

ALL men lie about their dick size. We automatically subtract 2 -4 inches off of whatever length they tell us, anyway.

how much does dick size matter if its as thick as a red oak

 

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how much does dick size matter if its as thick as a red oak

ah, baby, a man after my own heart! [ or other vital organ ]