I just swallowed my Gum...

[HANSEL]

am I going to get fat now?

 

[KillahBee]

yes

 

[MeatHead57]

your going to blow up like a blimp!!!! lol no nuthin wil happen

 

[overhead]

You will get fat, and from now on every time you pass gas it will be followed by a loud pop!!!!

 

[WarriorPL]

It will take about 7 years to digest now.

 

[geoffgarst]

YES! It reminds of Willey Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when the girl eats the candy and blows up like a balloon!

 

[Clean]

It will take about 7 years to digest now.

I cant tell you how many people actually think that

 

[Babyfaced Assassin]

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it will kick u out of ketosis and you'll never be able to get back into it! NEVER EVER

your insulin sensitivity will also have dropepd to 0 and you better start trippling your doseage of glucorell-r!

 

[Ganryu]

But if the gum was sugarless, then the bio-chem reaction in your stomach is much lessened than if it were, say, Bubble Yum. Extra will not make you fat, it will just create a non-hypo glycemic reaction in your stomach which will lead to a HUGE insulin spike and a muscle glycogen deficiency. That being said, the only gum that is truly safe to swallow is Weider's MassGum 3000.

 

[Babyfaced Assassin]

this is the funniest thread ever!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Hansal, you'll be ok if you hurry! All you need to do is take a whole bottle of laxitives and give yourself about 5 enimas before it gets abosbed.

 

[krayzfresh]

anybody seen that family guy where wonka accuses peter of eating candy in his factory and peter griffen is blown up like a giant blueberry and tweaks on wonka for calling him a liar

 

[anthrax]

am I going to get fat now?

I am afraid you're even going to die

and it may be pretty painful

I am sorry, you were a nice guy

 

[Enock]

am I going to get fat now?

Only two words come to mind

"UH" "OH"

 

[gonelifting]

Re: Re: I just swallowed my Gum...

I am afraid you're even going to die

and it may be pretty painful

I am sorry, you were a nice guy

Dude, wtf? he`s not dead yet. He`s still got a few days.

Another warning label they shoulda put on the wrapper. May cause death if swallowed.

 

[molnii]

U soo dead.....

 

[tiger88]

It will take about 7 years to digest now.

ya ur life is gonna suck from now until it comes out of your ass.

 

[Backlash]

Maybe if you shake it like your avatar you can knock it out of there?

 

[Naeem]

Go get your stomach pumped hurryyyyyyyyyyyyyy