I just measured my cock!

[creep]

Well after reading this post I had to go and measure mine. I'm happy to report 7 1/4" and almost 6" girth. I think I might take a pic and post it (just for fun).

 

[Frackal]

It's okay, sweetie. Be careful where you put that thing.

Are you sure you dont want me to? We could try it this way, I would tie you spreadlegged/bent over against the end of our bed, drawing a red bullseye around your butthole... then I would take 2 viagra and 10mg of yohimbe to get a steel-hard hardon, then I'd get about 30 feet back and take a running start...I think it woudl be generally painless after the initial entry...

 

[greek by injection]

7" that is pretty small considering you added 2" while typing behind the computer monitor.

like your third leg....RIGGGHHHHHTTTT

anyways, if a chick is not satisfied I'll throw a pinky in there for FREE

 

[bonapart]

how do you guys measure? do you put the ruler smack up against your body, or only from where the nads and the shaft intersect?

 

[Hangfire]

Most of these guys measure from the spleen.

 

[quartermiler]

7 inches small? wtf? Thats a good length

 

[greek by injection]

7 inches small? wtf? Thats a good length

Hooched un fonics Wurked fur mee!!!

 

[Legs1010]

Are you sure you dont want me to? We could try it this way, I would tie you spreadlegged/bent over against the end of our bed, drawing a red bullseye around your butthole... then I would take 2 viagra and 10mg of yohimbe to get a steel-hard hardon, then I'd get about 30 feet back and take a running start...I think it woudl be generally painless after the initial entry...

That is not exceptable!!!

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

That is not exceptable!!!

But, maybe it's acceptable.