I just had sex with Jessica Simpson!!!!!

[Athernigy]

No fucking joke, I banged her last night and we ended up sleeping in my bed in my college dorm!!! Everyone kept starring at us and approaching her and asking for autographs. I dunno what's gonna happen though, if she wants to get together or what?

-sk

 

[decem]

want my shrinks phone number?

 

[gilly6993]

Yeah...and I just had a threesome with Britney Spears and Christina Aquilera.....oh yeah....Heidi Klum was watching

 

[TEXgrl]

HAHAHHAAHA!!!


gilly- I was video taping from the closet- soon to make millions selling the tape!

damn, send me a copy!!!

 

[BBJ]

Only if you promise not to mass produce it!!

I'll take one to. and I promise, i'll only show a few of my close friends.

 

[Vortexx]

You sure it wasn't Homer Simpson with a wig?

No seriously , these girls need cockmeat as well (that is appart from the all the musicproducer cum they have to swallow to make a career as non-talented singer),

How did you two come together?

 

[thebull]

ok we know you dont like going down on a girl and you dont like blow jobs... did she change your mind on that?? man i tell you, you must be pretty boring to a chick if you dont enjoy eating pussy or getting head....

 

[Boss101]

I'd love to violate all of Jessica's holes.

 

[DownUnder23]

No fucking joke, I banged her last night and we ended up sleeping in my bed in my college dorm!!! Everyone kept starring at us and approaching her and asking for autographs. I dunno what's gonna happen though, if she wants to get together or what?

-sk

you sad little man

 

[bbforlife]

lol ,very sad