I just beat the crap out of a 110 lb chocolate lab.

[Apöllo]

Also copy it to the BTS forum for apollo's remark.

I was thinking the Seduction Board would be better.

 

[Testosterone boy]

He was attacking the neighbor's Boston Terrier, probably would have killed him. I heard my sister and the girls screaming outside, while I was inside the house. They just stood there and watched, poor helpless women. I picked the lab up and body slammed him and punched him in the ribs several times. Had him pinned with my bodyweight and strength. He was choking and couldn't move a muscle in his body. I had thought I was washed up, but I'm still a badass when I have to be. LOL

Nice work my man.

I was taking my black lab around the block a few weeks ago. Some lady was outside with 4 large dogs and they decided to attack my dog. They came flying in with growls and slashing teeth.

The voice of Zeus (meaning extremely loud, clear, and something or other)sent those fellas flyin' for cover.

I was ready to get torn up protecting my dog.

had a few kind words for that lady.

Body slams? Damn...I just kick those suckers in the ribs....has worked so far.

 

[biteme]

LMAO! What the fuck is this doing in BTS? I didn't say that I beat the dog off. LOL

 

[jubei]

beat up a german boxer/apbt/abd then you'll be a bad ass. STill though must have been a rush huh?

 

[THREAT]

Wow you beat up a dog. You must be proud

 

[my8pt5foru]

110 pound chocolate lab?
Thats a big fat lab. I have a chocolate lab/pit bull and it is 65 pounds. Strong as hell.

I have to say though. 110 pounds is not a whole lot to bodyslam if you get a good grip. How many of us have bodyslammed guys our own weight?

Did you get his collar as a suvenior?

 

[myself]

110 pound chocolate lab?
Thats a big fat lab. I have a chocolate lab/pit bull and it is 65 pounds. Strong as hell.

Are you suggesting the Lab was overweight and out of shape? I had a black Lab about 30 years ago who weighed in at 105 lbs and was the most magnificently muscled and powerful dog for its size I ever knew. She could clear a 6 1/2 foot fence from a sitting position, leap over 1/3 the length of an Olympic swimming pool from the diving board, and had incredible bite grip once she had latched onto something. I would not have wanted to fight Meisha for real, though she and I play wrestled many times.

I have recently become extremely pissed off at several dogs in my neighborhood, who not only bark horrendously whenever I walk near their houses (to be expected), but who will chase someone down the street. I now carry my cellphone all the time and will not hesitate to call the animal control officer if needed, but I also face down any dog who oversteps his bounds. Unless the dog is truly crazed, it will recognize that it has left its territory and will back off.

Of course, the greatest danger with a dog is the bite: a Lab has a bite strength of about 125 pounds (believe it or not, human bite strength is up to 170 pounds--but we lack the teeth and the jaw strength or grip to hold on once we've bitten). In comparison, the strongest bite strength belongs to the American alligator; a 12.5' 665 pound monster named Hercules was tested to 2,125 lbs. Next is the hyena at 1,000 lbs, then the lion at 940. The only shark ever tested (I wonder why?), the dusky shark, measured 330 lbs. Experts estimate that a T Rex might've hit 3,300 lbs.

 

[Sq2]

This is very funny. The Lab more than likely was only animal aggressive and when you jumped on him he didn't go after you because he knows humans (probably has a male owner) are he boss. If he wanted to attack you, your dumbass wouldn't have a chance. You're a tough guy, that's for sure.

 

[Beachbum1546]

unless you had sex with the dog afterwards, this is in the wrong section.

 

[HS Lifter]

LMAO at this thread