i jerked off into a condom and now my room stinks like rubber

[Wulfgar]

been there
just tell your dad you spanked one off into a condom. he will probably appreciate you not squirting your man jice all over the walls or something

 

[rnch]

spray some cologne in the air or something...or if youre a miser, drop a massive fart

and now i am a "mizer"?


LMAOROTF

 

[delete]

dude; just jack off into the palm of your other, free hand and then swallow the evidence! no mess, no smell - and it gives you the same pleasure as your gf when she has to swallow your load!

 

[healother]

why not jerk off in a cup?
then wash it down the drain

 

[Mr. dB]

Sometimes being a girl does have it's advantages I can't for the life of me imagine having to worry about toxic waste disposal apres self love

Not a gusher then, I guess...

 

[anabolic12]

I really dont understand this post... First off, you avatar says your Female.. What's that all about? Second, who in the hell cares if you dad smell rubber? Third, I would be willing to bet you are the only one that smell rubber.

How old are you? I would think you are pretty young to be scared that you dad is coming home and going to smell the rubber you just used..

 

[dale_gribble]

Jerk off in the shower bro. That way it all washes down the drain.

 

[jeepboi]

I really dont understand this post... First off, you avatar says your Female.. What's that all about? Second, who in the hell cares if you dad smell rubber? Third, I would be willing to bet you are the only one that smell rubber.

How old are you? I would think you are pretty young to be scared that you dad is coming home and going to smell the rubber you just used..

yes do tell, how do you masturbate into a condom if you female?

And the age thing, definately unless this is some inside joke of course then it went way the fuck over my head.

 

[off_safety]

cause sometimes i dont realize its still on my hands cuz everythings moist and then when i go to shampoo my hair i get some in there

maybe shampooing your hair w/ cum will add volume to your doo. like an all natural moisterizer. kiwi, aloe vera, and man milk. itll work wonders for your hair.

 

[hayabusa976]

maybe shampooing your hair w/ cum will add volume to your doo. like an all natural moisterizer. kiwi, aloe vera, and man milk. itll work wonders for your hair.

did u also know u can use it as a gel....jerk off into a cup and use it next time u have a date......hey it worked for cameron diaz on 'theres somehting about mary'