i jerked off into a condom and now my room stinks like rubber

[slat1]

Wow. Listen up. This will change your life.

JERK OFF ONTO KITCHEN TOWELS. You know the ones that come in rolls.

You can fold it in half and it doesn't seep through.

They are very versitile also. You can smack it anyplace. Then you just flush it down the toilet.

My life would be entirely different if those things did not exist.

 

[newbie210]

Wow. Listen up. This will change your life.

JERK OFF ONTO KITCHEN TOWELS. You know the ones that come in rolls.

You can fold it in half and it doesn't seep through.

They are very versitile also. You can smack it anyplace. Then you just flush it down the toilet.

My life would be entirely different if those things did not exist.

That's a wise man right there......

 

[Sub-Zero]

Face it, Sublime, honey, some people are just too fucking stupid to masturbate, and you may be one of them, hun

owch.

and thanks for the info slatt, ill look into it.

i dont like getting cum on my hands tho, so i bought a condom to see what it felt like, and i jerked off into it its awsome.

but so my dad came in to talk to me and hes gunna go get me a new phone so m aybe he thinks i had sex and is proud of me

 

[musclemom]

Sometimes being a girl does have it's advantages I can't for the life of me imagine having to worry about toxic waste disposal apres self love

 

[silverbackn]

Women have babies, men have to worry about not getting their seeds all over everything, that's a fair trade off

 

[musclemom]

Women have babies, men have to worry about not getting their seeds all over everything, that's a fair trade off

Yeah, but thank God they don't squirt out of us everytime we have an orgasm

 

[nuthinbutagoodtym]

i dont vacuum.

i sprayed strawberry spray and if he asks ill say i made poop in my room

OMG - LMFAO!!!!

 

[rnch]

rip off a realy nasty, greasy, smelly protein fart.

 

[Lestat]

lol@ great thread

 

[GoldenDelicious]

spray some cologne in the air or something...or if youre a miser, drop a massive fart