i got the lube out ready to get it on

[DieselGunz]

Yeah they do nothing for me either, but Paris does have a nice stomach, and she if a freak like that

 

[psychedout]

I'd hit Paris or Nicki.

 

[perkele]

ANd Paris looks like a prepubescent boy.

 

[evansteve]

im going to cover the tv in plastic so its protected when i jizz on it

 

[Buddy_Christ]

im going to cover the tv in plastic so its protected when i jizz on it

Saran wrap, and put it on tight. otherwise you might not see everything clearly.

 

[FreeballinDC]

hammy,

Use Eros lube for maximum effect. That shit will never lose it's slickness when you rub one out, or go backdoor on your favorite plumper humper.

You'll thank me later!

 

[rnch]

eros is awesome; so is wet platinum lube.

 

[bluepeter]

lol

Having sex with a garden rake would be more interesting than hitting that scag Paris Hilton. You are a sick man/woman/thing Hammy.

 

[hamstershaver]

hammy,

Use Eros lube for maximum effect. That shit will never lose it's slickness when you rub one out, or go backdoor on your favorite plumper humper.

You'll thank me later!

hammy will have to purchase some before his next anal session with klu

 

[bran987]

how was it?