i got a free drink thanks to my sexy ass

[Benzi]

Dmanit, i see the word ass in the pic and that this is waht i see
smallmovesal, i really hope that is not your ass

 

[smallmovesal]

nope it's not my ass i swear

in honour of that i will repost my ass avatar

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: Re: i got a free drink thanks to my sexy ass

You never know, he may have just felt sorry for you.

After seeing your ass avatar, he was not pitying, but admiring, I'm sure. But what were you wearing that you think made your ass look good enough to buy you a drink?

 

[smallmovesal]

ask happyscrappy. he knows the pants

 

[HappyScrappy]

I've seen the pants, and the ass in them - and they are, in that combo, very worthy of staring and drink buying.
smalls is very hot in person.

I on the other hand, am, as she says "way fatter in person, and I smell like ass" - so I got that going for me, which is nice

- in case this is misconstrued, I've never done anything will smalls aside from hugging her goodby in a bar. we had dinner and drinks with other people, and she was at no point naked, nor sucking my dick.
yet, somehow some varient of the above is going around and people ask me about it - it hasn't happened, so step off

 

[smallmovesal]

nah happy is hot in person...

and wtf is with the rumours? lol... i got it on with my date there though if that's what they were wondering.