i got a free drink thanks to my sexy ass

[smallmovesal]

yeah i can assure you that's not my ass

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

yeah i can assure you that's not my ass

Dammit, my bean stalk got big for nothing!

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah you're lucky i didn't post my real ass... although some did not long ago.

where were you? you lost out.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

yeah you're lucky i didn't post my real ass... although some did not long ago.

Yeah, I missed all of that! When I got back you just left on your Vacation. Oh, well maybe if I sweet talk you enough and dont piss you off. Maybe just Maybe I will be getting a PM booty call

 

[MoneyBags]

back. i think im gonna at least take a walk. my friend is so pissed. im sickened.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I was walking in the T on two occassions wearing what my ex called my "good butt pants" and I passed two girls (not the same two girls on each occassion, but both times it was a pair of them), and after passing they said "great ass"!
I never know what to do in those situations - and I didn't think it was me, but in the T those times, the only people around me were fat guys in suits and homeless guys passed out on the ground.
although now I'm sort of one of those homeless guys

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh - and smalls, you do have a good butt

 

[Longhorn85]

when i got up at the restaurant to use the washroom one of the waiters stared at my ass and smacked his head into a wall (which left a nice red welt on his forehead)...

heehee

"a friend" bought me one of my drinks... i think it was him.

You never know, he may have just felt sorry for you.

 

[smallmovesal]

maybe he did. i did get a free drink out of it though

 

[boss]

oh - and smalls, you do have a good butt

yup i twat it was pwetty good.