i got a free drink thanks to my sexy ass

[smallmovesal]

when i got up at the restaurant to use the washroom one of the waiters stared at my ass and smacked his head into a wall (which left a nice red welt on his forehead)...

heehee

"a friend" bought me one of my drinks... i think it was him.

 

[theoak01]

great feeling when people do dumb things gockin at ya aint it,now get back to that bar and jump his bones,unless he is a troll

 

[Taps]

Yeah that poor bastard really cracked his head. I saw it coming too...

Whack! Right against the wall. He looked around to see if anyone noticed, and I kinda hid my glance.

It would have been funnier if he'd been carrying food. Or if he'd started bleeding.

 

[MoneyBags]

i enjoy when girls buy me drinks. it is rare that i will buy a chick a drink.

 

[smallmovesal]

is that because you're fat?

 

[smallmovesal]

bump for my sexy ass

 

[MoneyBags]

is that because you're fat?

its because im a living legend.

 

[smallmovesal]

not until you've had me

 

[MoneyBags]

ive had some pretty good shit. i dont really think i deserve my status because people think things that arent true but some of the true shit is even better than the legend.

 

[daised]

money bags

i understand what you are saying about legends. some people at my school think i'm this innocent little catholic school others kinda know me and think i'm a lot crazier than i am. just depends.

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[MoneyBags]

is that your ass? ill tell you all about tonight. the shit that has happened and there will be more. im too fucking good.

 

[smallmovesal]

get on aim and tell me about tonight

 

[MoneyBags]

ill be done with my drink in like 3 seconds then im gonna push to leave. ill im you tomorrow. what i already did was pretty funny but i plan on having a big night so i should have more tomorrow.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

i got a free drink thanks to my sexy ass

Your on fire tonight smalls! Either something has kicked in legal or illegal. Or your body has become a host for some sort of alien being!

 

[smallmovesal]

heehee well i am under the influence of alkeehol and i'm celebrating my b'day a ce moment

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

heehee well i am under the influence of alkeehol and i'm celebrating my b'day a ce moment

I dunno, you may still become another Ripley with an alien in your belly. You still have a few more days untill your birthday. Or are you getting sloshed to enjoy some sort of TripleV grind!

 

[Super Sport]

yuk..whoever that is should have at least wiped their ass before taking that pic. gross.

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Beer, helping ugly people get laid for centuries

 

[PinK233]

That is one nasty ass

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah i can assure you that's not my ass

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

yeah i can assure you that's not my ass

Dammit, my bean stalk got big for nothing!

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah you're lucky i didn't post my real ass... although some did not long ago.

where were you? you lost out.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

yeah you're lucky i didn't post my real ass... although some did not long ago.

Yeah, I missed all of that! When I got back you just left on your Vacation. Oh, well maybe if I sweet talk you enough and dont piss you off. Maybe just Maybe I will be getting a PM booty call

 

[MoneyBags]

back. i think im gonna at least take a walk. my friend is so pissed. im sickened.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I was walking in the T on two occassions wearing what my ex called my "good butt pants" and I passed two girls (not the same two girls on each occassion, but both times it was a pair of them), and after passing they said "great ass"!
I never know what to do in those situations - and I didn't think it was me, but in the T those times, the only people around me were fat guys in suits and homeless guys passed out on the ground.
although now I'm sort of one of those homeless guys

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh - and smalls, you do have a good butt

 

[Longhorn85]

when i got up at the restaurant to use the washroom one of the waiters stared at my ass and smacked his head into a wall (which left a nice red welt on his forehead)...

heehee

"a friend" bought me one of my drinks... i think it was him.

You never know, he may have just felt sorry for you.

 

[smallmovesal]

maybe he did. i did get a free drink out of it though

 

[boss]

oh - and smalls, you do have a good butt

yup i twat it was pwetty good.

 

[Benzi]

Dmanit, i see the word ass in the pic and that this is waht i see
smallmovesal, i really hope that is not your ass

 

[smallmovesal]

nope it's not my ass i swear

in honour of that i will repost my ass avatar

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: Re: i got a free drink thanks to my sexy ass

You never know, he may have just felt sorry for you.

After seeing your ass avatar, he was not pitying, but admiring, I'm sure. But what were you wearing that you think made your ass look good enough to buy you a drink?

 

[smallmovesal]

ask happyscrappy. he knows the pants

 

[HappyScrappy]

I've seen the pants, and the ass in them - and they are, in that combo, very worthy of staring and drink buying.
smalls is very hot in person.

I on the other hand, am, as she says "way fatter in person, and I smell like ass" - so I got that going for me, which is nice

- in case this is misconstrued, I've never done anything will smalls aside from hugging her goodby in a bar. we had dinner and drinks with other people, and she was at no point naked, nor sucking my dick.
yet, somehow some varient of the above is going around and people ask me about it - it hasn't happened, so step off

 

[smallmovesal]

nah happy is hot in person...

and wtf is with the rumours? lol... i got it on with my date there though if that's what they were wondering.