i got a free drink thanks to my sexy ass

[smallmovesal]

when i got up at the restaurant to use the washroom one of the waiters stared at my ass and smacked his head into a wall (which left a nice red welt on his forehead)...

heehee

"a friend" bought me one of my drinks... i think it was him.

 

[theoak01]

great feeling when people do dumb things gockin at ya aint it,now get back to that bar and jump his bones,unless he is a troll

 

[Taps]

Yeah that poor bastard really cracked his head. I saw it coming too...

Whack! Right against the wall. He looked around to see if anyone noticed, and I kinda hid my glance.

It would have been funnier if he'd been carrying food. Or if he'd started bleeding.

 

[MoneyBags]

i enjoy when girls buy me drinks. it is rare that i will buy a chick a drink.

 

[smallmovesal]

is that because you're fat?

 

[smallmovesal]

bump for my sexy ass

 

[MoneyBags]

is that because you're fat?

its because im a living legend.

 

[smallmovesal]

not until you've had me

 

[MoneyBags]

ive had some pretty good shit. i dont really think i deserve my status because people think things that arent true but some of the true shit is even better than the legend.

 

[daised]

money bags

i understand what you are saying about legends. some people at my school think i'm this innocent little catholic school others kinda know me and think i'm a lot crazier than i am. just depends.