I gained 30 pounds of muscle in 30 days without

[LiftHardOrDontLiftAtAll]

hardly working out. I just used my muscle tech supplements and ordered a bowflex. I worked out for 6 weeks like the commercial said. And within the first 2 days I saw a difference. Man all the girls really dig me now! Now I even have a new career as one of the warriors on Battledome! My warrior name is Bowflex muscletech man. I also didn't have to watch what I ate. I just ate all the Taco Bell and junk food I could find. You know why? Because Muscle Tech said their supplements are as good or better than steroids. Hell even Dorian Yates himself asked me how I did it. I am a new man now. Thankyou Muscle Tech and Bowflex. You can do it to! Seriously though people, the ads may as well just print it like this. All the hype all the bs. It never ends. Thats why I come to these boards now. For real informatin. Fuck the magazines. Thats why I stopped reading them. I sure I'm going to get flammed or this post. But oh well just making fun of what we are constantly bombarded with in the bodybuilding world. Bs claims for quick results.

 

[maxellyz]

 

[benchmaniac2]

- for a second i thought you were serious

 

[MonStar1023]

 

[bigmag]

- for a second i thought you were serious

that's what I just about to say.....and you're right....you would've gotten flamed if you would've kept going with it.

 

[Ash]

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"Names Ash.....Housewares"

 

[big4life]

The sad part is some people actually believe the stuff they put in those ads.

That is why I have all but given up on finding a decent magazine out there, they all just want to hype one product or another.

 

[endpoint]

Im only going to flame you because this type of post has been done 4 times (i lost count) before.

Im a bit bored of it. didnt laugh the first time.

Magazines are crap i must agree.
they hold no information relevant to anyone. The programs are all developed on old routines made in the 1960's.
Its funny to see the cycles that they go in. you can bet that whole body will be covered in one year......then do another full cycle with no new information. over and over again.

I have old magazines i bought from a book shop second hand.......the articles are exactly the same......but printed 14 years earlier.

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Yeah, this kind of post has been done before, but heck I knew it was a joke the moment I saw it. The same joke kind of gets stale after a while.

hardgainer ( )

 

[devil245]

muscle tech supps are bullshit and so are you. the protein is underdosed and creatine is so sweet and gritty you need force it down your throat.