I FUCKING GIVE UP! Haven't gotten laid in 3 weeks!

[fsupat70]

shes banging some other guy

 

[Nihilist]

i would say somthing, but since its been 2 years, id say its been worked out by now.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Mustard,

Allow me to offer a little advice. It may or may not be helpful, but it is my 2 CC's. First of all, no ultimatum when you have this discussion...this will not help and it probably isn't what you really want. Second, this is going to require alot of talking, patience and some skillful planning on your part. So be prepared to work or you will not have success.

There are a couple of tactics you could try (in addition to talking)... she needs to know you feel unsatisfied and under appreciated, you need to tell her this. You need to encourage her to talk about what the hold up is on her side. Then try to plan a "date night". @ least once a week plan an evening where you can go out and talk, dance, eat, laugh, have a drink, take a short trip, try to focus on this " Date Night" as an opportunity to talk and be closer to her. Find out more about what she is thinking. Also some women do not engage sexually just from talking. Some women need to have "touch" before their sexual feelings come into play...for example:

You could talk for hours about not getting any sex ...and still not get any. Or you can say "come here, and start to gently rub her shoulders, touch her ears, gently rub her neck and arms (whrever gets her started)...and with your soft touches you may be able to kindle a fire and get her excited...also you need to have sex in a manner that gives her pleasure, dont just cum and roll over and go to sleep.

You may tell her how attractive she is to you while you are rubbing her shoulders. Run her a hot bath and massage her afterwards, be a gentleman and use your skills with touch to get her started.

Tactic Two is Trciky, deceptive, but powerful...
Jealousy...yes, sometimes jealousy can get a woman (or man) hot and bothered...maybe you can create a girl from work or school or something that has started giving you signals...tell your lady this "mystery" girl has been coming on to you, but you have asked her to stop because you are faithful to your lady. Every couple of days or so bring up the mystery girl and how she is tempting you with short skirts, but you refuse to give in becasue you love your lady too much. You have to work this scenario in a manner that will not make your lady doubt you, but it may stir something up for her.

Maybe she doesn't feel like sex, but she DEFINATELY will NOT want another woman offering to give you head or offering sexual intercourse. This can be tricky and is only recommended if the first tactic (touch and date nights) fails. Be prepared to lie and fabricate cards from this mystery lady that is after you maybe an ex or something.
Jealousy can be your friend in getting your lady in bed more often, but it must be used carefully and never make her feel like you would violate her trust...just make her feel your pain because you are being loyal and someone else wants you...she will probably give in...keep us posted on what you try and how it goes.

Try strawberries and cream while she is in the bath or chocolate...there are many aphrodisiacs to consider...forget shit like pharomones...this is deeper than that.

Also do NOT settle for once a week...whenever you settled for less that is when the tables turned...always push for more until you find some common ground...honestly once a week would kill me, and less than that would never be acceptable.

SF

 

[TC2]

"My girlfriend usually requires some sentimental shit to get in the mood. Ie. flowers, poem, dinner and a movie"

Fuck that shit, if that is what it "takes" to get her in the mood then shes nothing more than a paid whore.

no offence to your girl but fuck that noise.

 

[strangebrew]

Mustard,

Allow me to offer a little advice. It may or may not be helpful, but it is my 2 CC's. First of all, no ultimatum when you have this discussion...this will not help and it probably isn't what you really want. Second, this is going to require alot of talking, patience and some skillful planning on your part. So be prepared to work or you will not have success.

There are a couple of tactics you could try (in addition to talking)... she needs to know you feel unsatisfied and under appreciated, you need to tell her this. You need to encourage her to talk about what the hold up is on her side. Then try to plan a "date night". @ least once a week plan an evening where you can go out and talk, dance, eat, laugh, have a drink, take a short trip, try to focus on this " Date Night" as an opportunity to talk and be closer to her. Find out more about what she is thinking. Also some women do not engage sexually just from talking. Some women need to have "touch" before their sexual feelings come into play...for example:

You could talk for hours about not getting any sex ...and still not get any. Or you can say "come here, and start to gently rub her shoulders, touch her ears, gently rub her neck and arms (whrever gets her started)...and with your soft touches you may be able to kindle a fire and get her excited...also you need to have sex in a manner that gives her pleasure, dont just cum and roll over and go to sleep.

You may tell her how attractive she is to you while you are rubbing her shoulders. Run her a hot bath and massage her afterwards, be a gentleman and use your skills with touch to get her started.

Tactic Two is Trciky, deceptive, but powerful...
Jealousy...yes, sometimes jealousy can get a woman (or man) hot and bothered...maybe you can create a girl from work or school or something that has started giving you signals...tell your lady this "mystery" girl has been coming on to you, but you have asked her to stop because you are faithful to your lady. Every couple of days or so bring up the mystery girl and how she is tempting you with short skirts, but you refuse to give in becasue you love your lady too much. You have to work this scenario in a manner that will not make your lady doubt you, but it may stir something up for her.

Maybe she doesn't feel like sex, but she DEFINATELY will NOT want another woman offering to give you head or offering sexual intercourse. This can be tricky and is only recommended if the first tactic (touch and date nights) fails. Be prepared to lie and fabricate cards from this mystery lady that is after you maybe an ex or something.
Jealousy can be your friend in getting your lady in bed more often, but it must be used carefully and never make her feel like you would violate her trust...just make her feel your pain because you are being loyal and someone else wants you...she will probably give in...keep us posted on what you try and how it goes.

Try strawberries and cream while she is in the bath or chocolate...there are many aphrodisiacs to consider...forget shit like pharomones...this is deeper than that.

Also do NOT settle for once a week...whenever you settled for less that is when the tables turned...always push for more until you find some common ground...honestly once a week would kill me, and less than that would never be acceptable.

SF

lol, look at the date before you write a reply that long.

 

[TC2]

Why is my girlfriend never in the goddamn mood?! I thought I had squared away the "returning the favor" issue a couple of weeks back....

Guys, this is really frustrating. My girlfriend has NO sex drive (ya I know, "give her some juice!" posts are expected). I can only jack off to so much internet porn...
I had to fucking sniff her dirty smelly panties in her bathroom last night when I went pee because that's the most pussy I can get from her at this point in my life!

GAWD, chop off my balls now...at least I'll be happier with no sex drive.

Well, here's where I beg for help, especially from the ladies: How do I bring up this issue with the ultimatum of breaking up with her if I don't get it at least once a week. Because I'm seriously thinking about it. I need a girlfriend who wants to pleasure me as much as I enjoy pleasuring. I just don't want to sound like an asshole (or maybe I should) when I talk to her about this. And I have to delicately work in the "breaking up if no booty" angle.

Thanks in advance. There are not many people I can go to for honest advice. The girls I know in my life always side with her.

By the way, I'm currently holding auditions for women to be my next g/f, so post pics if interested ladies. There will be a talent, swimsuit, evening gown, and nude round at the Sexual Mustard Classic. Winner gets to relocate close to me (no expenses paid) to hang out and have sex.

She sounds exactly like my ex. She always enjoyed sex and she was really happy being my GF but she was hardly ever in the mood.

tried and tried talking to her about and she always had some excuse, bottom line is she even though she loved me she put my needs behind everything else.

Moral of the story is dump her and get yourself a real GF that gives as much as she takes like I did.

 

[doubles1]

so hows the update when you droppin the line on her ass?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Look @ Date

lol, look at the date before you write a reply that long.

LMAO, yes it is old post, but there seem to have been several of these posts similar in that their wives don't make love on demand. Maybe my post will enlighten someone, and if it helps one man get his needs met...then I guess it was worth the time and effort.

Thanks for having a laugh @ my expense...