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I finally found my sexual equal.

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And of course, she's a scorpio. Oh my goodness!
 
needtogetas said:
go to bed
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Too wired bro. I just got sucked off and then jerked off by my possible future wife. Just met her on myspace. I move fast.
 
needtogetas said:
pics
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Fulfilling your request is a pain in the ass!!! Go there and see.
 
God forgive me for the bullshit that I just posted over there.
 
biteme said:
And of course, she's a scorpio. Oh my goodness!
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good for you. i am sooooooo jealous. do you have even the slightest idea about how many men i had to sleep with to find that special one? i don't think i ever will. this is making me sad. bye.
 
sugar69 said:
good for you. i am sooooooo jealous. do you have even the slightest idea about how many men i had to sleep with to find that special one? i don't think i ever will. this is making me sad. bye.
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:worried:
 
biteme said:
Too wired bro. I just got sucked off and then jerked off by my possible future wife. Just met her on myspace. I move fast.
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"the mind unlearns with difficulty what is has long learned".....
 
Smurfy said:
lmao you truly deserve everything that comes to you
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Women made me this way. I could be with only one, but in the meantime, I'm gonna have all the fun I can.
 
sugar69 said:
good for you. i am sooooooo jealous. do you have even the slightest idea about how many men i had to sleep with to find that special one? i don't think i ever will. this is making me sad. bye.
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lmao
 
you're out of control. seriously. don't you have a daughter? ah, maybe it's a midlife crisis. did you pierce your ear yet? or buy a vette?
 
sugar69 said:
good for you. i am sooooooo jealous. do you have even the slightest idea about how many men i had to sleep with to find that special one? i don't think i ever will. this is making me sad. bye.
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If you slept with me, it'd be all over. I have powers. ;)
 
HumanTarget said:
you're out of control. seriously. don't you have a daughter? ah, maybe it's a midlife crisis. did you pierce your ear yet? or buy a vette?
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What's out of control about getting a new woman every few weeks or so? Us men are made to procreate and that's it and I'm doing more than my part and it's a blast. I'd like to have about 300 concubines like the men in the biblical days. I'm a true man, who cannot be brainwashed by society. I know my true nature. But, when I was with the last girl, I didn't even talk to other women.
 
biteme said:
What's out of control about getting a new woman every few weeks or so? Us men are made to procreate and that's it and I'm doing more than my part and it's a blast. I'd like to have about 300 concubines like the men in the biblical days. I'm a true man, who cannot be brainwashed by society. I know my true nature. But, when I was with the last girl, I didn't even talk to other women.
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you don't have to prove anything to anyone. getting laid nowadays is a no brainer. not even remotely a challenge anymore. i could trip and fall and get laid on my way down. ya know why it's so easy to get laid? not enough good dads around.
 
gonelifting said:
You still have your wallet?
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LOL. She's a church going girl. She's a greeter. I just bring out the animal in them. They can smell the testosterone and they can't help themselves.
 
HumanTarget said:
you don't have to prove anything to anyone. getting laid nowadays is a no brainer. not even remotely a challenge anymore. i could trip and fall and get laid on my way down. ya know why it's so easy to get laid? not enough good dads around.
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You may have a point there. Although, I don't think the moms are any better. I see pregnant women smoking at work and I think to myself, maybe the child will get lucky and die before birth.
 
biteme said:
LOL. She's a church going girl. She's a greeter. I just bring out the animal in them. They can smell the testosterone and they can't help themselves.
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a church going gal that sucks and jerks randoms she meats at myspace?
L-to-theO-L
 
Gambino said:
a church going gal that sucks and jerks randoms she meats at myspace?
L-to-theO-L
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She went to a private Christian high school. Maybe she's sexually repressed.... was that is. She's 32 now.
 
biteme said:
She went to a private Christian high school. Maybe she's sexually repressed.... was that is. She's 32 now.
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You know what they say about Catholic school girls.






Dude just pay attention to what you are committing to.


In other words, DON"T COMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sassy69 said:
You know what they say about Catholic school girls.






Dude just pay attention to what you are committing to.


In other words, DON"T COMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I can still smell her on me. It's quite intoxicating. ;)

Good morning to you! :)
 
I'm an idiot who feels the need to brag about my exploits, I've said too much already. I could end up dating this girl. I want to tell everything in detail, cause I know the guys would love to hear it, but I'm gonna try and hold off.
 
biteme said:
LOL. She's a church going girl. She's a greeter. I just bring out the animal in them. They can smell the testosterone and they can't help themselves.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....

You just met her and said she sucked/jerked you off...bwahahahahahahahah
 
mightymouse69 said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....

You just met her and said she sucked/jerked you off...bwahahahahahahahah
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It was awesome man. I've never experienced anything like that. And that's the first time in 15 years that I've been able to orgasm from a bj. She's an animal, but I loved it. Girl can't help herself, she's a scorpio. It started out with a neck massage in the car and that brought out the animal in her. It's not the first time it's happened on a first date, but by far the best.
 
biteme said:
You may have a point there. Although, I don't think the moms are any better. I see pregnant women smoking at work and I think to myself, maybe the child will get lucky and die before birth.
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smoking has nothing to do with good parenting.
 
HumanTarget said:
smoking has nothing to do with good parenting.
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Let's not get off topic here. My eyes are still rolling in the back of my head. Mercy!!!!
 
I envy you bro, look forwarsd to seeing her pics.

biteme said:
It was awesome man. I've never experienced anything like that. And that's the first time in 15 years that I've been able to orgasm from a bj. She's an animal, but I loved it. Girl can't help herself, she's a scorpio. It started out with a neck massage in the car and that brought out the animal in her. It's not the first time it's happened on a first date, but by far the best.
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biteme said:
Let's not get off topic here. My eyes are still rolling in the back of my head. Mercy!!!!
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you are a sexual deviant. stay focused and leave love out of it. love doesn't exist without intimacy. so take it for what it is. if i were you, i'd find a girl i could swing with. that way, you can get all the poon you can handle. and lots of MFF 3 ways.
 
mightymouse69 said:
I envy you bro, look forwarsd to seeing her pics.
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I can't do that, 38 DD, she plopped them right out when she was in heat. She started masturbating in front of me, going at it 100 mph, I don't need to tell you how excited I was. I then unzipped my pants and pulled out my monster. She didn't hesitate, went right after it like a porn star. That was the wildest first date I've ever had and the best from a sexual standpoint. What cracks me up is how everyone says run from a girl like that, yet nearly every guy is that way. We discussed that in the car and she was worried that I'd think badly of her, but I don't. She's human and has desires just like all of us.
 
HumanTarget said:
i bet your the first guy she's done that with.
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I wouldn't care if I was the tenth. Who am I to judge? I've been wild plenty of times on a first date and I'm still capable of being with one woman... I like your idea above, except I can have love and that too.

Why are guys so naive and insecure to think that they have to be the only one that the woman finds attractive and wants to screw your brains out? Doesn't bother me at all, unless a woman was a street hooker. Then, I'd have to pass.
 
biteme said:
I wouldn't care if I was the tenth. Who am I to judge? I've been wild plenty of times on a first date and I'm still capable of being with one woman... I like your idea above, except I can have love and that too.

Why are guys so naive and insecure to think that they have to be the only one that the woman finds attractive and wants to screw your brains out? Doesn't bother me at all, unless a woman was a street hooker. Then, I'd have to pass.
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you sound trained. too bad. then the word cheating shouldn't be in your vocabulary. you'll be fine.
 
Lao Tzu said:
Whats your myspace handle? Karma message me.
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Did that do it?
 
HumanTarget said:
you sound trained. too bad. then the word cheating shouldn't be in your vocabulary. you'll be fine.
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So you think that if a woman has sex on the first date and has had maybe 20 partners, then that will automatically make her a cheater in a monogomous relationship? I don't see it that way. Makes it more likely is all. And I'm not even sure if that's true. So many people are sexually repressed and then go hog wild eventually.
 
Lao Tzu said:
No, that leads me to my homepage for some reason.
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My handle is my name.
 
biteme said:
My handle is my name.
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I don't know how to tell you how to get to it. Angel, Needto, Smurfy, Mightymouse. They all have it.
 
Angel said:
I think you are crazy
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I think you have average intelligence at best. If you were above average, you'd know that I'm not crazy. :) It's all good.
 
chewyxrage said:
damn, she's kinda busted

good luck
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That's not her. Y'all leave that nice girl alone please. :)
 
chewyxrage said:
thank god. cuz when I said "kinda" busted I really meant extremely fugly.


:)
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That girl is not ugly at all. Pics don't do some people justice. I look way better in person myself.
 
Yarg! said:
she looks like the goblin king from labyrinth!
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You people are ruthless. I like that girl. And I don't care if other's think she is ugly or not. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
 
crew9 said:
"Hey guys, back off. This is my girl now! "

Awwww cute. Getting defensive on myspace.
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LMAO. You people are nosy as shit.
 
I don't know, her face screams 'slutty' from 100 miles away. I can't be the only one who picked up on that. Do you know if she has a history of cheating on exs or anything?
 
Hmm she is the only scorpio on his list... She looks like the yongest sister from family ties when she was blond before she got fat.
 
Gambino said:
so you think that's the one?
old school hair-do
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He only has 20 people on his list see there recent comments to each other I am no Columbo but pretty sure she is the one.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
He only has 20 people on his list see there recent comments to each other I am no Columbo but pretty sure she is the one.
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yep, he did say she was from waco
 
biteme said:
I can't do that, 38 DD, she plopped them right out when she was in heat. She started masturbating in front of me, going at it 100 mph, I don't need to tell you how excited I was. I then unzipped my pants and pulled out my monster. She didn't hesitate, went right after it like a porn star.
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Yes they teach us this in Catholic school!
 
Gymgurl said:
:martini: Blue lolololol....us Catholic girls
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Yeah, we're naughty girls! Though I never wipped out my B's, or materbated on the first date. I must have missed class that day ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
Yeah, we're naughty girls! Though I never wipped out my B's, or materbated on the first date. I must have missed class that day ;-)
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Oh don't get me going LOL
 
gotmilk said:
What about the crackhead and her Level Four convict ex-boyfriend who is going to decapitate you?
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I carry my shotgun with me now and I'm getting a license for a concealed handgun. I'll be heading back to Waco next weekend.
 
I can't function. I'm so horny, but I need to go workout.
 
You should go to church more. Maybe you'll meet a nice girl there.

Good luck How much gas do you spend going to Waco? I can do some math and make something else worthwhile for you.
 
gonelifting said:
You should go to church more. Maybe you'll meet a nice girl there.

Good luck How much gas do you spend going to Waco? I can do some math and make something else worthwhile for you.
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Thanks my good man, but I'm hooked. You know I think you're awesome and I'm lucky to have you around here. "Rise up gather round rock this place to the ground!" I'm on fire baby! Full of energy!
 
gonelifting said:
You should go to church more. Maybe you'll meet a nice girl there.

Good luck How much gas do you spend going to Waco? I can do some math and make something else worthwhile for you.
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BTW, what else would be worthwhile?
 
I ain't even reading this bullshit thread until page 8 when she turns on you and puts your puppy in the oven or some shit.
 
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