I feel like shit right now

[miplank]

You don't. You're too old for the goddamn club. Smh

 

[cindylou]

I just realized I don't have proper clothing for going to a club lol. Shit I haven't done this in a decade! Bad enough I'm chubby and thirty next to the hot Miami twenty year olds. WTF do I even shop for that kind of thing? FML

I'd see what I could find online

 

[miplank]

nan, fuck the club just date someone off EF.

 

[miplank]

with that being said...

Im gonna have a dab...

 

[nangiggles]

You don't. You're too old for the goddamn club. Smh

I'm not going to the club to find strange, lol. But yeah I am kinda old, fuck.

@cindy, I hate shopping online, then shit doesnt fit and I need to return it... ugh :/

 

[miplank]

I buy shit online all the time that doesn't fit. I just never return it.

 

[miplank]

I still have like 3 pairs of jeans i've never worn w/the tags still on them still in the bag on a shelf in my closet as well as some sport coats and shit that I bought and was too lazy to send back.

 

[nangiggles]

Exactly, I know I'll do the same lol

 

[miplank]

You can't afford to not return shit

 

[nangiggles]

Just google imaged Miami beach bitches and if these horrible outfits make it by then I'm 900% in! LOL
I'm by no means a fashion expert but good lord
http://www.cyinterview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/TheCabaretSouthBeachCast.jpg

http://www.miami-pub-crawl.com/wp-content/uploads/miami-bar-crawl-106.jpg