I can never go to this gym again..

[jnevin]

I went to a Gold's near my office this morning to do cardio. I'm about as useful as a bulemic on a feeding tube in the mornings, so I was pretty out of it. The two gyms I normally go to have the mens' locker rooms when you first walk in the door. Cruising along on auto pilot, I walked into the locker room and up to a locker, unaware of my surroundings. I heard a gasp, turned, and saw that I was in the women's locker room with 3 women. Thank god none were naked or with my luck, I'd be in jail or something. Being the dumbshit I am, I looked at them like they were in the wrong place. So I mumbled some dumb ass apology, picked up my stuff, and did the walk of shame to the men's locker room with a good 15-20 people looking at me like I'm some kind of perv. I feel like a tool just thinking about it. Please kill me.

 

[from zero]

lmao, you idiot.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

Smooth.

 

[jnevin]

lmao, you idiot.

You've barely scratched the surface of my stoopdtifyt.

 

[KillahBee]

were any of them hot? the smooth thing to do would have been to start pissing against the wall and say something like, "They keep making these damn urinals smaller and smaller."

 

[jnevin]

were any of them hot? the smooth thing to do would have been to start pissing against the wall and say something like, "They keep making these damn urinals smaller and smaller."

LMAO. No hotties. Just well fed 40 yr. olds.

 

[sweed]

LOL.... SHoulda stopped and been like....

who'se red camaro is that outside? no ones... well im gonna have to give someone a ticket, then stripped and danced around. little better than the walk of shame, lol

 

[Griz1]

Shoulda turned to them and said:

"Geez you guys, those are some man-tits your sportin!

Either that or:

"So guys, I hear most of the women in this gym are butt ugly..."

 

[n0th1ng]

I walked into a ladies restroom once.. took 2 steps in and noticed there were no urinals, but I got out before anyone saw me.

 

[jnevin]

Shoulda turned to them and said:

"Geez you guys, those are some man-tits your sportin!

Either that or:

"So guys, I hear most of the women in this gym are butt ugly..."

Oh lord. That would be a guaranteed 600 lbs of cottage cheese lynching.

 

[awittyusername]

LMAO. No hotties. Just well fed 40 yr. olds.

Damn!!! You lucky bastard. I love well fed MILFS!


Don't worry about it bro...I "accidently" walk into a womans restroom a few times a day.

 

[Rex]

Smooth move exlax.

 

[H_T_]

perv.

 

[BrothaBill]

My friend one time was walking around in his tighty whities underwear b/c he forgot to put his shorts on in the locker room. Strolling around and I was like, what the hell are you doing

 

[jnevin]

perv.

Didn't help that every time I saw them on the gym floor I was rubbing a towel between my legs stripper style and flicked my tongue at them. It all worked out. Some hot chick with the cutest adams apple gave me her number. We're going to some place called the Man Hole. Must be a blue collar kind of place or something.

 

[tahoe2003]

dumbass

 

[Hurricane Man]

Didn't help that every time I saw them on the gym floor I was rubbing a towel between my legs stripper style and flicked my tongue at them. It all worked out. Some hot chick with the cutest adams apple gave me her number. We're going to some place called the Man Hole. Must be a blue collar kind of place or something.

lol! Man hole! Thats a good one

 

[Y_lifter]

You should have just said "Oh, its ok, I used to be a woman"

 

[Miss24k]

I went to a Gold's near my office this morning to do cardio. I'm about as useful as a bulemic on a feeding tube in the mornings, so I was pretty out of it. The two gyms I normally go to have the mens' locker rooms when you first walk in the door. Cruising along on auto pilot, I walked into the locker room and up to a locker, unaware of my surroundings. I heard a gasp, turned, and saw that I was in the women's locker room with 3 women. Thank god none were naked or with my luck, I'd be in jail or something. Being the dumbshit I am, I looked at them like they were in the wrong place. So I mumbled some dumb ass apology, picked up my stuff, and did the walk of shame to the men's locker room with a good 15-20 people looking at me like I'm some kind of perv. I feel like a tool just thinking about it. Please kill me.

I almost spit my sweet potato all over my screen. lol

 

[buffer1]

very embarassing

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I did that a long time ago....

 

[chewyxrage]

lol!

fuckin smooth operator

 

[Sub-Zero]

I went to a Gold's near my office this morning to do cardio. I'm about as useful as a bulemic on a feeding tube in the mornings, so I was pretty out of it. The two gyms I normally go to have the mens' locker rooms when you first walk in the door. Cruising along on auto pilot, I walked into the locker room and up to a locker, unaware of my surroundings. I heard a gasp, turned, and saw that I was in the women's locker room with 3 women. Thank god none were naked or with my luck, I'd be in jail or something. Being the dumbshit I am, I looked at them like they were in the wrong place. So I mumbled some dumb ass apology, picked up my stuff, and did the walk of shame to the men's locker room with a good 15-20 people looking at me like I'm some kind of perv. I feel like a tool just thinking about it. Please kill me.

you sho ulda stripped down and been like "where i come from, lockerrooms arnt segregated"


i did that at my school bathroom tho, on every floor in th eschool the bathrooms are in the same spot except on the very first floor the school has the bathrooms switched as some mean joke i guess, so when iw as new to the school i walked into the girls bathroom without realizing it but it was empty

 

[jnevin]

you sho ulda stripped down and been like "where i come from, lockerrooms arnt segregated"

lol

 

[Sub-Zero]

My friend one time was walking around in his tighty whities underwear b/c he forgot to put his shorts on in the locker room. Strolling around and I was like, what the hell are you doing

rofl no way

 

[LoneTree]

I once walked into a women's washroom by error.
A women walked in, looked at me strangely, and I still didn't get it.
As I was coming out, an older woman asked me if that was women's washroom.
I said 'no, it is men's washroom'.
Then I looked back and realized that I had just been to a women's washroom.
She had a big laugh at me.

 

[slickdadd]

Nice work ace.