I banged my first cougar ever last night, and most importantly *PICS*

[fistfullofsteel]

Then neighbor came over with one of her friends... I ended up banging her.. I never asked how old she was but I'm going to say 33-35? I was beyond intoxicated by this point.. (gay friend editted out, literally gay)

Sweet!!!! Much respect. Good call on your part. (High Five, Fist Pump)

 

[jh1]

what's with the shirt unbuttoned down to your navel?

 

[musclemom]

I seriously doubt if either of those women is much over 30. The blond may be a little older than the brunette, but it's hard to judge age in a photo that isn't a reasonably close up portrait. You look like you could be anywhere from 25 to 35 yourself.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

what's with the shirt unbuttoned down to your navel?

who gives a shit? it worked for him. i'll fucking color my hair fucking purple if it means i can get a quick hit and run from a nice piece of ass.

 

[jerkbox]

who gives a shit? it worked for him. i'll fucking color my hair fucking purple if it means i can get a quick hit and run from a nice piece of ass.

it's never gonna happen....ever.....eagles will win the superbowl before you get laid

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@Eagles winning a SB

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

who gives a shit? it worked for him. i'll fucking color my hair fucking purple if it means i can get a quick hit and run from a nice piece of ass.

Walmart has purple, orange and blue. Don't think it will help but good luck to you!

At least the emo-kids will think you are "neat" but that'll get you 5 to 10.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

it's never gonna happen....ever.....eagles will win the superbowl before you get laid

that's not nice. comparing it to eagles never winning the superbowl is just down right mean and cruel. you should have said, you have a better chance that bill gates and warren buffet giving you all their money instead.

 

[jerkbox]

that's not nice. comparing it to eagles never winning the superbowl is just down right mean and cruel. you should have said, you have a better chance that bill gates and warren buffet giving you all their money instead.

the truth hurts homey....for you and me both

 

[fistfullofsteel]

the truth hurts homey....for you and me both

with lots of drugs, and alcohol, and a desperate girl, i have a chance. you have none. now, that truth hurts.