I banged my first cougar ever last night, and most importantly *PICS*

[the_clockwork]

I'm still a virgin....waiting until I get married

ahahahahhahahaah

 

[H_T_]

I'm still a virgin....waiting until I get married

actually, at your age, the hymen would have disintergrated. therefore, technically, leaving you cherry-less, too....

 

[blueta2]

actually, at your age, the hymen would have disintergrated. therefore, technically, leaving you cherry-less, too....

The hymen does not define virgin or non. I'm sure my hymen snapped when I inserted my first tampon at the age of 9

 

[H_T_]

The hymen does not define virgin or non. I'm sure my hymen snapped when I inserted my first tampon at the age of 9

poppycock! only the truest of hoors wouldst use the "tampon took my hymen" excuse....

 

[heatherrae]

My belly hurts and itches.

What's up, you meanies? Still ragging on us "old women" who are no longer attractive because we have gone beyond puberty and don't giggle at all your jokes?

 

[the_clockwork]

My belly hurts and itches.

What's up, you meanies? Still ragging on us "old women" who are no longer attractive because we have gone beyond puberty and don't giggle at all your jokes?

I require my women to laugh at everything I say and do.. including bedroom moves

 

[H_T_]

My belly hurts and itches.

What's up, you meanies? Still ragging on us "old women" who are no longer attractive because we have gone beyond puberty and don't giggle at all your jokes?

bunch of haggered, life stealers, women are....

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

My belly hurts and itches.

What's up, you meanies? Still ragging on us "old women" who are no longer attractive because we have gone beyond puberty and don't giggle at all your jokes?

more like jiggle at all our jokes

 

[blueta2]

poppycock! only the truest of hoors wouldst use the "tampon took my hymen" excuse....

The Dingo ate my baby

 

[the_clockwork]

The hymen does not define virgin or non. I'm sure my hymen snapped when I inserted my first tampon at the age of 9

if I had a dollar for every 10 year old that has given me that excuse









oh shit gotta go chris hanson is here