Redscam, luckily for you my wife and I know people from EF in person and if it means that much to you, you can PM them and ask them about my military history.
Not everyone shits themselves at night over what they have done in their past, which leads me to my next point: you wouldn't know.
Shut your fatass, no serving mouth, because you have to sit and hear stories from people who have lived it. I don't.
Go tell your mom someone on the internet cussed at you, maybe she'll make you cupcakes to make you feel better.