i am watching a porno... and i have just spit on my hand.

[Puc]

please. i am about to sin. help me be strong.

i luv jesus.

 

[beastboy]

Isn't your idea of a porno watching The Wiggles nude?

 

[WODIN]

Use the blowup doll and you have nothing to worry about. There isn't any commandment saying tough shall not bang a blow up doll.

 

[Bullit]

lol. puc might masturbate. I get it. Bullit aint no dummy.

 

[strider364]

Only if Jesus2 were here, he'd know what to do!

 

[Nathan]

Just get a mental image in your head of TheProject naked. That would turn anyone off.

 

[HappyScrappy]

whenever I wanted to not have a boner (like when I early on learned that wearing sweat pants is a no no when you are 12) I used to imagine this heinous chick in my class throwing up - and that would get my peter down. her name was Jackie Leffel. I wonder what she is up to nowadays?
She used to sit in the front of the class with her hand down her pants and turn bright red. she did this over and over. I really never knew was she was doing at the time, but now I know.

I'm gonna have to go google that one now.