I almost kissed a girl and I liked it

[Spartacus]

" where did you learn to suck cock so well?"
suzy: "I've been with about 253 guys"
"oh"

 

[Spartacus]

I've been with about 122 girls
but it's different
cocks don't get "worn out"
like pussy with meat flaps and child birth
etc

 

[Spartacus]

I don't know about you
but I'm grossed out when I go down on a girl
and it's a catcher's mit

 

[Spartacus]

caution
don't read spart posts until yer off work and can enjoy a martini

 

[Spartacus]

yeah spart I workout for 2 plus hours in the gym, come home and fix a salad and a whiskey sour, sign on and read your posts and chuckle until I upchuck salad

what are your measurements?

 

[Spartacus]

no kidding

like is my dick big?

 

[WoodyO]

like is my dick big?

Was that an actual question, or a Canadian to English translation for those of us that don't speak Canadian?

 

[Spartacus]

we need more people here

 

[Typo]

This thread used to be cool

 

[blueta2]

I've been with about 122 girls
but it's different
cocks don't get "worn out"
like pussy with meat flaps and child birth
etc

LOL! Really!
Not sure I've ever seen a worn out pussy, but I've never had kids and do a lot of squats.....just sayin ;-)