How to "fake" high blood pressure for a short amount of time

[miplank]

i'll tweak her nipples

 

[miplank]

I just need to put my googles on so I don't get shot in the face with breast milk

 

[musclemom]

The ironic part is that often times once the baby gets here, you just wanna stick them right back in! Hehehehehee

^^^ No truer words were ever spoken.

Cindy, listen to the voices of those who have trod this path before you, no matter how frigging uncomfortable or bored or impatient you are, ENJOY WHAT LITTLE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT WITHOUT AN INFANT CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE!!!

Seriously. Stop wishing it away. Go treat yourself, go to a spa if you can, or at least get a mani or a pedi. Have a nice dinner with your husband, even if you have to order in.

 

[miplank]

The ironic part is that often times once the baby gets here, you just wanna stick them right back in! Hehehehehee

But since that isn't possible, you can always give custody to the father and head for France.


thanks puddlemonkey for that lil gem

 

[cindylou]

Dunno if it's a wive's tale but I'd often heard that the contractions of an orgasm might bring on labor. Wive's tale or not LOL it couldn't hurt.

I already orgasm everday, trying to induce labor. Its not working!

 

[cindylou]

How close are you to your due date?

I had several (due dates that is) LOL but the baby I was carrying was quite large so my doc induced me because he was afraid that if we waited much longer I'd have trouble delivering her. She was 8lbs 15oz with a 14" head circumference so ya, she was a healthy little pot roast with arms and legs.

Alcohol consumption will very quickly and for a short time make your blood pressure shoot sky high. We have a blood pressure cuff LOL to monitor the grump's and it's funny how my REALLY LOW bp shoots up even before I really feel too much of a buzz. However, I do NOT recommend this for a pregnant woman, especially is you are talking about getting induced - bad, bad idea but I was answering your question. LOL

Seriously, when is your date?

Im 37 -38 weeks

I'd settle for a 39 week induction though lol or even an induction on my due date. I do NOT want to go over my due date

 

[miplank]

I already orgasm everday, trying to induce labor. Its not working!

he's not doing it right, lemme have a try

 

[cindylou]

^^^ No truer words were ever spoken.

Cindy, listen to the voices of those who have trod this path before you, no matter how frigging uncomfortable or bored or impatient you are, ENJOY WHAT LITTLE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT WITHOUT AN INFANT CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE!!!

Seriously. Stop wishing it away. Go treat yourself, go to a spa if you can, or at least get a mani or a pedi. Have a nice dinner with your husband, even if you have to order in.

nooooooooo

 

[miplank]

They induced my wife a few days after her due date, but I think it was because she was so small and they didn't want my boy getting to big and causing complications.

 

[cindylou]

he's not doing it right, lemme have a try

edit : nevermind lol