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How often do you get spontaneous erections/morning wood?

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How often do you get spontaneous erections/morning wood

  • Once a day

    Votes: 76 62.8%

  • Once a week

    Votes: 8 6.6%

  • Couple times a week

    Votes: 32 26.4%

  • Once a month

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • Total voters
    121
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ariolanine

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I get them a couple times a week at age 28. Much less than when I was younger. A friend of mine never gets morning wood at 30. Is that what I have to look forward to?
 
I'm 27 and i wake up every day hard like a rock...:(
even during the day when i'm working i have spontaneous hard erections...so hard that my penis hurt inside my pants...I have a lot more erections than i was younger. I think it's because i started training my wang about 5 years ago and my diet has been improving too in the last 5 years.
;)
 
happens all the time bro.
 
I'm 27.

Get night time erections and morning wood 7 days a week. I'm not talking a little chubby. Nah, I'm talking about pitching a tent that would make barnum and bailey proud.
 
every morning an off and on during the night.

rolling over on my pierced morning wood wakes me up quicker than my bose wave clock radio does!!!!:(
 
I get morning wood maybe once a month. I usually get it after dreaming about a woman I really want to fuck.

I always get spontaneous erections. I usually get them in my U.S. history class. There's so many fine bitches in that class... :lil k: :sperm: :horny:
 
When one is asleep, they always get "morning wood." During your sleep cycle, you get sexually aroused. Everyone does. The only exceptions to that rule are those with diseases that prevent arousal for medical reasons as opposed to psychological reasons. If you're worried about it, get a roll of stamps, wrap them around your penis before you sleep, and see if they're broken in the morning. If they are, then you have a psych problem, if not, then it is physical.
 
Well...

Everytime i wake up Mr. Wood is standing up str8 as a board!!! Sometimes during the day he boings up too depends what kind of action takes place.... :p
 
I get them a couple times a week at age 28. Much less than when I was younger. A friend of mine never gets morning wood at 30. Is that what I have to look forward to?
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well ive seen it all now. a right winger with an actual libido.

im 20 and cant remember the last time i got morning wood. never had alot of sex dreams during puberty either.

DSN ZMA is pretty worthless in my opinion.
 
Cool...

Sin - Thanks.

I don't think i need anything anyways or id be hard all the time which sounds like it would be alright but that damn thingy gets in the way sometimes!!!! ;)
 
Zinc
Magnesium
Asparate

usually have vit. B6 in it. I find it helps me fall asleep. But the body needs zinc to produce test. and they say most guys that lift tend to be zinc deficient, so maybe there's a correlation there.
 
ZMA is supposed to be pretty good for strength gains for the first couple months you take it.
 
Sinistar said:


well ive seen it all now. a right winger with an actual libido.

im 20 and cant remember the last time i got morning wood. never had alot of sex dreams during puberty either.

DSN ZMA is pretty worthless in my opinion.
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What??? You must be confusing right wing with christian right wing. I am a liberatarian. We love sex.

Have you had your test levels checked??
 
zma does nothing for me. Try a high dose but watch the zinc intake.
 
Every day. I've always been horny.:p
 
hey bros, i remeber when i was in middle school morning wood was something i could count on every morning. i would wake up and there my dick was, sticking straight up pointing at the heavens. i would have to beat him down real quick and try and get my pants on or i would be late for the school bus. i also used to hate when a hot chick would sit next to me on the bus and mr happy would pop right up and when it got time to get off the bus i would have to carry my backpack infront of me so no one would see by big old wood.
 
Almost every day! My mom wakes me up sometimes too... i fear for the day she wakes me up while i have no bedsheets on me.
 
the really hard thing (no pun intended) is forcing the boner under the toilet seat.
 
i'm 20 and i always get my daily morning wood. and usually when i pop some andros. and usually when i'm doing nothing. and usually when i'm doing something...
 
every day well i am on a cycle....and also i get them whenever i sit still for a few minutes...so 15-20 a day easy without me touching it.....i need some ass now!!!
 
Morning wood every single morning.....if it wasn't there, I'd probably be worried. Spontaneous...are we talking semi's, or raging hard-on? I seldom get the raging hard-on spontaneosly, but I get a whole lotta semi's right outta the blue on a daily basis.
 
Everyday, and at least 2 during the night. Actually, I think I have a hard all night when sleeping. I have one every time I wake up.
 
ariolanine said:



What??? You must be confusing right wing with christian right wing. I am a liberatarian. We love sex.

Have you had your test levels checked??
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I'm a Christian. I'm an ultra right-winger.

I am a sexual freak.

C'mon man.. you're a libertarian (like many of my leanings). You're better than that, to stereotype people - that's what LIBERALS are for!).
 
Still get both spotaneous and morning woodys at 45 but not as often as when I was younger.

The main difference now with spotaneous is when it happens now I know exactly who caused it. When I was a teen and in my twenties I would find myself engorged and wonder, "who made that happen?"

PS: Right wing christian sex freak karma to bunkka
 
Let's see, I'm a guy, I have a dick, YEP that would be every morning for as long as I can remember!

And if you're woman is in bed with you, don't let that thing go to waste! That mofo is like a tatanium missle capable of going for hours!! A friggin cat would dull it's claws if it tried to use it as a scratching post!! And I swear, the morning wood is at least an inch bigger than your normal wood and much thicker. Put that bad boy to good use!!
 
StickFigure said:
Let's see, I'm a guy, I have a dick, YEP that would be every morning for as long as I can remember!

And if you're woman is in bed with you, don't let that thing go to waste! That mofo is like a tatanium missle capable of going for hours!! A friggin cat would dull it's claws if it tried to use it as a scratching post!! And I swear, the morning wood is at least an inch bigger than your normal wood and much thicker. Put that bad boy to good use!!
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Hallelujah!
 
Shit, where is the more than once a day answer?

Late night gotta go wood
early morning wood
on the pc wood
think about gf wood
sexy bitch walked by wood

And I be over 50. Now I just have to convince wife to take care of all that wood. LOL
 
SlimJim52 said:
Shit, where is the more than once a day answer?

Late night gotta go wood
early morning wood
on the pc wood
think about gf wood
sexy bitch walked by wood

And I be over 50. Now I just have to convince wife to take care of all that wood. LOL
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Im with Slim on this one. Id say im around 3 times per day on average. No option for that so no vote from me :(
 
Wulfgar said:
I never get morning wood unless I wake up and fuck my pillow
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Shit im sprung every mornin. Makes takin a piss kinda difficult at times lol. Gotta wait a good 2-3 mins after I wake up before my shits like "oh... theres no pussy here...zzzzz" lol :Chef:
 
I had a wet dream a few nights ago
woke up and thought I pissed the bed then i reached down and touched it, smelled my fingers and was like "hot damn! I had me a nocturnal emission"
dont even remember it
sheets were promptly washed
 
Wulfgar said:
I had a wet dream a few nights ago
woke up and thought I pissed the bed then i reached down and touched it, smelled my fingers and was like "hot damn! I had me a nocturnal emission"
dont even remember it
sheets were promptly washed
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haha, thats fuckin hilarious. I have only had 1 of those in my life, and it was my freshman year in college. The dream I was havin was awesome at the time... lol
 
On cycle - dick hard nearly all night every night.
PCT - maybe a softie once a week.
After recovery - 2-3x weekly. Although its not always "morning" wood - more like 3-5AM wood.
 
rolling over on pierced blue steel morning wood is NOT the best way to start off the day.
 
once a day - morning wood? damn, there are some studs around here. the only time I'm guaranteed morning wood is during a cycle..... :rolleyes:
 
top2bottomdfw said:
once a day - morning wood? damn, there are some studs around here. the only time I'm guaranteed morning wood is during a cycle..... :rolleyes:
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perhaps u r not sleeping next to the right person then...... :artist:
 
rnch said:
perhaps u r not sleeping next to the right person then...... :artist:
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very good point; would be nice to wake up in Palm Springs, at InnExile, with you on one side and Wulfgar on the other. Beats starbucks any day!
 
top2bottomdfw said:
i've always thought that slipping someone like Wulfy a couple hundred $$ is also quite reliable..... :rainbow:
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well then...caffine is cheaper :FRlol:
 
If I dont jerk off or have sex for a week I wake up rock hard every time. Jerking off or screwing frequently massively reduces that frequency.
 
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