How many Whoppers Malt Balls can you fit in your mouth?

[Drunken_Weasel]

Re: Re: Re: How many Whoppers Malt Balls can you fit in your mouth?

Much like money - you can't take your body with you when you die so why the fuck worry about empty carbs, body fat percentages and how many cans of tuna you can consume without wanting to kill someone.


Besides, it's Halloween candy and since the holiday has already passed - that means there's no calories or carbs in them. If you don't undertstand that rule - ask any chick and she'll explain. Sort of like donut holes are void of calories...

I find that to be offending although I am not a woman. It is insulting to women, and very much so a generalization.

 

[Shrebly]

how bout yer box?

How about you tell me about ritalin_antichrist

 

[AAP]

I never liked those things. They always tasted like stale chocolate.

 

[Shrebly]

I never liked those things. They always tasted like stale chocolate.

That's the malt inside it. BUt the chocolate onthe outside does have a slightly "waxy" flavor.

 

[AAP]

That's the malt inside it. BUt the chocolate onthe outside does have a slightly "waxy" flavor.

Yeah, I guess that is why I couldn't stomach it.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Re: Re: Re: Re: How many Whoppers Malt Balls can you fit in your mouth?

I find that to be offending although I am not a woman. It is insulting to women, and very much so a generalization.

Dude, you are joking right?

IT IS A JOKE! LOOSEN THE FUCK UP.


And for the record malt balls are GROSS....


On that note, anybody's tongue all fuckin' swole from rifling through your kids' halloween stash... you know, eating anything that looks "suspicious"?

BWAHahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa


Ahhhhhhhhhh gotta LUV Halloween!