How many problems would a perfect sex life solve?

[mrplunkey]

What's wrong with butt? Granted, I don't consider it a staple on the menu but as an occasional specialty ...

Seems like a lot of trouble for not much additional fun. Once you've PIITB, what are you gonna do next? Back to mouth? Vaginal? No, I don't think so. So basically the moment you do it, you know how the story has to end -- now that's not very fun, is it?

Anyway, I do all that stuff (usually several in one session) I can't imagine NOT doing any of that stuff ...

+1 on that. Good bless you and women who share your attitude.

Jeez, either I have a really healthy sex life, or some people have some really sorry ones ...

No idea what to tell you there. I'm guessing frequency may just be function of the couple. I know for a fact if I miss more than about a day (i.e. 36-48 hours), it becomes almost all I can think about. It'll wake me up in the mornings (hence the "ninja" rule) and it'll keep me up at night.

 

[musclemom]

No idea what to tell you there. I'm guessing frequency may just be function of the couple. I know for a fact if I miss more than about a day (i.e. 36-48 hours), it becomes almost all I can think about. It'll wake me up in the mornings (hence the "ninja" rule) and it'll keep me up at night.

Husband and I have discussed this too and we believe it's a function of the couple (age plays a large part, too, I think). We've gone weeks and it sort of slipped by the sidelines but nobody was feeling unloved. Of course, you go TOOOO long and then it gets damned awkward because you sort of forget how to start ...

 

[Bikini Mod]

Husband and I have discussed this too and we believe it's a function of the couple (age plays a large part, too, I think). We've gone weeks and it sort of slipped by the sidelines but nobody was feeling unloved. Of course, you go TOOOO long and then it gets damned awkward because you sort of forget how to start ...

Goodness MM... you certainly know how to make me howl... In a non-sexual way, that is.

 

[musclemom]

Goodness MM... you certainly know how to make me howl... In a non-sexual way, that is.

Laugh woman! I'm fucking serious. You look at this guy you've known in every possibly way for the past 14 years and you just sort of shrug in an embarrassed way and go "I dunno, what the fuck are we supposed to do ... YOU start ..." turns into a fucking Abbott and Costello routine. You get to the point where you go "WE HAVE TO DO IT, RIGHT NOW!" And he's like, okay, well how do we start ... and you're like "Oh shut the fuck up and take off your pants ..."

 

[velvett]

You know I had a response to this but then I hit the word peach in Swole's response and I can't remember what it was I wanted to say.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Laugh woman! I'm fucking serious. You look at this guy you've known in every possibly way for the past 14 years and you just sort of shrug in an embarrassed way and go "I dunno, what the fuck are we supposed to do ... YOU start ..." turns into a fucking Abbott and Costello routine. You get to the point where you go "WE HAVE TO DO IT, RIGHT NOW!" And he's like, okay, well how do we start ... and you're like "Oh shut the fuck up and take off your pants ..."

OMG... I've only been with mine for two years and I know EXACTLY what you are talking about.

 

[EarthRider]

if im not horny, then just make me a sandwich. I am always a satisfied young man, my wife knows this trick.

 

[chris350]

jesus my sex life is sorry 1-2 times per week just sucks

 

[StoneOfFire]

sex will not solve any issues unless the issue is sex
but i think that having awesome sex frequently but not too frequently
will get your partner to be more willing to work out the rest of the problems

kinda makes me sad to think about this..