How long will it take Tuc to get laid? If it ever happens?

[jh1]

tuc? any updates?

Here's the update the Cops gave him when he arrived at her house again - after being told to stop calling and going any where near her by the local Majistrate:

 

[tuc biscuit]

if she said sex was inevitable.....then it probably is......sounds like she knows what she wants.

i think even if it does move to friendship status, he could still get some from her....

tuc? any updates?

honestly........I could shit on the bonnet of either one's car and still be assured of sex with either one at any time of my choosing......I am a complete stud

 

[strongsmartsexy]

honestly........I could shit on the bonnet of either one's car and still be assured of sex with either one at any time of my choosing......I am a complete stud

WTF is a bonnet?

 

[tuc biscuit]

WTF is a bonnet?

lol, a hood


why do I have to explain myself into this dialect you bastards speak?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

lol, a hood


why do I have to explain myself into this dialect you bastards speak?

Well, if you'd speak in ENGLISH instead of some foreign dialect we'd be able to understand you! And don't give me none of your shit about how you're from England and you speak English. We kicked your asses and henceforth owned that language as our own!

 

[digger]

Four seconds.

Oh, you wanted to know how long until he STARTS. Sorry.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Well, if you'd speak in ENGLISH instead of some foreign dialect we'd be able to understand you! And don't give me none of your shit about how you're from England and you speak English. We kicked your asses and henceforth owned that language as our own!

Dont make me come over there and take over your goddam country........

In England we speak the Queen's English.......that woudl be proper English. You on the other hand speak some gibberish that pretends to be English but is in fact a cheap copy.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Dont make me come over there and take over your goddam country........

In England we speak the Queen's English.......that woudl be proper English. You on the other hand speak some gibberish that pretends to be English but is in fact a cheap copy.

C'mon over mate. Bring your rubbers and fags so you can smoke in class.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

........apparently he 'takes her breath away'

well, that's what happens when a fattie sits on somoene.

 

[Y_lifter]

SEX ??

I thought he was british ?