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How do you get a stipper's number?

JoNeS

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So I go to my first strip club the other night and I see the most hottest girl frankly I have ever seen. I get a lap dance from her, and start spitting my game. Things are going real smooth, but then when I ask her for her number she's like "I don't have a phone"

Immediately I call her out and I'm like "why don't you just tell me you think I'm ugly instead of feeding me that no phone line" (I say this in a kind of sly joking way) She's like "no your really cute, come see me again next time your here)

Heres why I'm pissed. First of all I have absolutely no problems getting girls, I'm male model for a living....I was dressed well, looking good, at the strip club. I'm just mad cuz I got denied, by a girl who should have been EASY.

Heres what I'm thinking about doing. Because of the quality of hottness this girl was, I'm thinking about hitting the club again in a few weeks and given it another whirl. Working her again and gettin her number. I'm not planning on trying to date this girl or anything, I just want to score her number so I feel like I "succeeded"

Normally I'd say fuck it, move on to the next victim and go on. But I have seen a slew of ridicuolsly hot girls, and this girl is the best bar none.

Any of you have experience getting strippers numbers? How do you play it? What you do?
 
Yeah but I got it because I met her outside the club and told her I wasn't interested in seeing her strip(at the club) when I found out what she did and took her out for a real nice and expensive evening was the best military leave (3 weeks) I ever spent. After your first approach don't think it will work, call it set and match and move on.
 
bro i have dated several strippers, either they dig you or they don't. it is a bad generalization to think that strippers are easy. for alot of the girls it is how they earn a living and that is it. for some it is to support there broke ass man or school. for some it is drugs. i play in a band so this appeals to alot of strippers, they dig the long hair and the muscles, so striking up conversation is easy and our hours (nightlifestyle) are the same. i don't pay for dances, which i suggest you do not, and always go with a group of fellows. if you go alone or with hardly anyone you look desperate. i am in good with the management at a couple of clubs so i am able to hang in their office and talk to the girls when they come in to take a break. i usually just keep to myself and they come to me asking questions. but mainly, don't pay em and don't chase em. if they are interested they will let you know.
 
Well, i would probably sit in ur lap and rub myself all over you if u were stuffing 20s in my g string too...
She is probably a single mother, just trying to make it on her own with a small child....and her ex is trying to take the child from her and she has to strip for some old fart with a toupee to keep her child...
or have u not seen strip tease?
 
That girl makes her living teasing guys just enough to keep the money. What did you expect her to do? Just because you bought a lap dance doesn't mean you're not a homocidal axe-wielding maniac like the rest of us. How many times a day do you think she gets asked for her number?
 
strip gals have a excellent ability to make you feel wanted, you cannot fall for this shit, it is meant for money only...
 
I use to get their numbers, take them home all the time. But its not worth their fucked up personalities. Do yourself a favor and leave strippers at the strip bar. :rolleyes:
 
made the mistake of entering the client end of an agreementt THE LAP dance you Never give a girl money you want to pick up end of story

PS most strippers date ugly dudes or wealthy dudes look rarely have shit to do with it
 
SoKlueles said:
Well, i would probably sit in ur lap and rub myself all over you if u were stuffing 20s in my g string too...
She is probably a single mother, just trying to make it on her own with a small child....and her ex is trying to take the child from her and she has to strip for some old fart with a toupee to keep her child...
or have u not seen strip tease?

You mean they aren't all crackwhores who will fuck anything because that guy gave her the time of day?

You didn't actually buy a lap dance from this girl and think she would date you... did you?

DOH!

PS - from what I have been told 20$ ain't hardly what they are stuffing anywhere... try more like dollah bills. And they do not keep all the money for dances in addition to having to tip out many of the club's workers.
 
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