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How do you define white trash?

Doktor Bollix

Doktor Bollix

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We know them, we see them, most of y'all fewls are them, but how do we draw the line?

What's the criteria?

I reckon anyone who has a picture of Jesus anywhere in their office is totally white trash.

I'll keep posting these as they occur to me. One just did, if you work as a secretary and you slather on fake tan with a fucking trowel, you are white trash.
 
um........White Trash - Dballer........





j/k - I know you are lurking...
 
Yard silhouettes- you know, like the little boy pissing or a fat farmer cutout.
Yard ceramics- deer, bunnies, etc.
 
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I've never liked that term. I guess if you're not white trash you're ok. Why do you never hear the term "black trash" or "mexican trash"? Or are all of these types of folks trashy?

I'm getting sensitive in my old age.
 
The Nature Boy said:
oh yeah daytona beach and panama city are great examples too.
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Panama City, that's where I went on my honeymoon. Gatlinburg was all booked up! We just drove the Camaro down ann slept in the park and ride. It was sweet, and when I say sweet I mean like a 426 HEMI.
 
The guy with the picture of Jesus in his office chews tobacco! He walks around with a cup. I rest my fucking case.

Any woman who has big hair or a perm would seem to be white trash. I can see about 5 of these and am forced to suffer their conversational banalities.
 
People who think a tank top (designer or otherwsie) is classy.

People who spend more than they earn.

Anyone who worked for the Clinton Administration. (But I think got all of them with my second clause)
 
A white trash couple are people that will fight, cuss, and say all kinds of lewd comments in public places even when children are around. They absolutely have no class.

White trash is someone who takes their drinking too far and doesn't know how to control it.
 
I can see how easy it is to spot them, when your'e a hayseed living in hickville, but in my thorax of the woods the signs are more subtle.

For example: you have a mullet, boom there ya go, white trash.

But you don't have a mullet you just shave your sideburns all the way up to the top of your ear like this one guy, now what the fuck would you do that for? It's white trashiness.
 
A woman who would go out to Wendys for lunch, buy a burger and fries and drag that pile of congealing grease back to their place of work, microwave that shit and spread fast-food aroma for hundreds of feet in all dimensions, and then eat it at her desk is definitely white trash.
 
White trash or no.

Subject A:

35 yr. old guy works as a mail clerk. Nothing wrong with that.

Collects Marlboro merchandise he gets by collecting Marlboro miles or some shit you get by smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a day. He then wears the stuff, Marlboro hat, t-shirt, belt-buckle over which a big fat beer gut protrudes. He greets everyone with "having fun yet?" except in extremes of weather when he'll say shit like "Hot enough for ya?"

The guy is STILL bitching about President Clinton to anyone who will listen.
 
Barefooted more often than not (especially while shopping at the local Walmart.
Rarely has seen the inside of a Shower
Wears tacky logo tank tops with the bra straps showing
Does weekly grocery shopping at the local Stop and Rob
Drives a 1980 or older rusty Large Sedan or Camaro/Firebird
FLIP FLOPS
Lives off a Dirt road in a Trailer Park
Lets Childern play outside wearing only a diaper or Underwear and a dirty shirt.
Mullet
Curlers in her hair at noon
Buys stuff at Walmart and then raves to the neighbors about how high quality it is.
 
Y_Lifter said:
Barefooted more often than not (especially while shopping at the local Walmart.
Rarely has seen the inside of a Shower
Wears tacky logo tank tops with the bra straps showing
Does weekly grocery shopping at the local Stop and Rob
Drives a 1980 or older rusty Large Sedan or Camaro/Firebird
FLIP FLOPS
Lives off a Dirt road in a Trailer Park
Lets Childern play outside wearing only a diaper or Underwear and a dirty shirt.
Mullet
Curlers in her hair at noon
Buys stuff at Walmart and then raves to the neighbors about how high quality it is.
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Holy shit! Where the hell do live? The appalachians? Yer city folk white trash can't get away with that.

Possession of a mustache on any guy younger than 30 is very suspect.

If you are TOO SHORT. You are probably white trash.
 
YOU'RE WHITE TRASH IF:

Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, "Bout What?"

Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks

You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.


Your sister is the third generation of women in your family
to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw
out your Elvis tapes.


Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.


The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors

You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call..."

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.


You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
 
Actually citrus.. Those items you listed are more REDNECKy in nature than white trash..

Nothing wrong with being a redneck as most are good down to earth if not Ignorant folk..

WhiteTrash on the other hand are to be avoided like genital warts...
 
Nothing wrong with rednecks.

Oh, one more to my list:

White Trash people plagiarise other people's work.

:)
 
White Trash:

People w/ Rebel flags on the back of a pickup, that have NOO meaning of its' history, but rather, hang it just because it stirs up an argument.

People who believe that coonhunting should be an "X" game

People who spend countless hours a day waiting for a check in the mail.

People who consistently ignore those damn signs on doors that say "no shirt, no shoes no service"

Those, my friends...are some prime examples of white trash.
 
There's plenty of white trash north of the Mason-Dixon line ya know. You'll find them everywhere, inflicting their lack of class and taste on the rest of us. I don't want to bash rednecks. I like rednecks. I used to be friends with a kid called Otis in Elementary school. The Beverly Hillbillies was my favorite show when I was a kid and so I feel protective of rednecks.

I do like to bash people like say 20 yr old girls who smoke cigarettes and their voices get all gravelly and hoarse, so that you can never see them as hot anymore as soon as they open their mouths. That's totally white trash.

Circusgirl is an ignorant foreigner and so doesn't know better. She is also from Scotland and therefore probably insane.

Anyone who owns a pitbull is white trash even if they live in Manhattan and have never seen a Walmarts in their life.
 
Ahh ye of little knowledge of the Social strata known as WT..
Only the last 2 examples are WT lifestyles

Again, the others are Southern Redneck ways of life..
 
Doktor Bollix said:
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Anyone who owns a pitbull is white trash . [/B]
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YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PIT BULLS DO YOU!!! SOME OF THEM ARE VERY EXPENSIVE AND BEAUTIFUL. GO TO WILROCKSKENNELS.COM (THINK I GOT THE ADDY RIGHT) AND LOOK AT SOME GOOD LOOKING PITS. YOU SHOULDNT GENERALIZE LIKE THAT FOR IT IS INCORRECT.

BTW...I OWN A PITBULL. I ALSO OWN A ROTTWEILER. I ALSO OWN SHIRTS THAT COST MORE THAN MOST CAR NOTES. I AM NOT WHITE TRASH. FAR FROM IT.


KAYNE
 
Anyone who types in all caps is probably white trash. Seriously, I like pitbulls. I think they're nice dogs. But you have to accept that the vast majority of their owners are white trash pieces of shit who call their dog Rocky or Tyson or something.
 
Take the time to read this...

If That Ain't Country

Written By David Allan Coe/ Fred Spears

Recitation:
THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS
HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS
THE REST HE GOT WORKING' ON OLD JUNK CARS
IN THE DAYTIME
THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD
AND I NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TIRED AND MEAN
HE SOLD USED PARTS TO MAKE ENDS MEET
COVERED WITH GREASE FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS FEET
CUSSING' THE SWEAT AND THE TEXAS HEAT
AND MESQUITES
AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID WE LIVED LIKE HICKS
BUT THEY BRUNG THEIR CARS FOR PA TO FIX ANYHOW
HE WAS VETERAN-PROUD, TRIED AND TRUE
HE'D FOUGHT TILL HIS HEART WAS BLACK AND BLUE
DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE'D MADE IT THROUGH THE HARD TIMES

HE BOUGHT OUR HOUSE ON THE G.I. BILL
BUT IT WASN'T WORTH ALL HE HAD TO KILL TO GET IT
HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK
CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAIL POUCH SACK
HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK
SOMETIMES
HE'D GET DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE
AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH
THAT HE WOULD TAKE FROM A STRANGER

THERE WERE THIRTEEN KIDS AND A BUNCH OF DOGS
A HOUSE FULL OF CHICKENS AND A YARD FULL OF HOGS
I SPENT THE SUMMERTIME CUTTING' UP LOGS FOR THE WINTER
TRYING' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD
WORKING' LIKE A NIGGER FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD
COAL-BURIN' STOVE, NO NATURAL GAS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS

IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY,
IT'LL HAIR LIP THE POPE
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY,
AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS

RECITATION:
MAMA SELLS EGGS AT A GROCERY STORE
MY OLDEST SISTER IS A FIRST-RATE WHORE
DAD SAYS SHE CAN'T COME HOME ANYMORE
AND HE MEANS IT
MA JUST SITS AND KEEPS HER SILENCE
SISTER, SHE LEFT 'CAUSE DAD GOT VIOLENT
AND HE KNOWS IT
MAMA SHE'S OLD FAR BEYOND HER TIME
FROM CHOPPING TOBACCO AND I'VE SEEN HER CRYING'
WHEN BLOOD STARTED FLOWING' FROM HER CALLOUSED HAND AND

IT HURT ME
SHE'D JUST KEEP WORKING' TRYING' TO HELP THE OLD MAN
TO THE END OF ONE ROW AND BACK AGAIN LIKE ALWAYS
SHE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL SINCE JUNIOR WENT TO JAIL
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT SHE AIN'T NEVER FAILED
TO GET DOWN ON HER KNEES AND PRAY
BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM
TOLD ALL THE NEIGHBORS HE WAS OFF IN THE WAR
FIGHTING' FOR FREEDOM,
HE'S GOOD TO THE CORE AND SHE'S PROUD
NOW OUR PLACE WAS A GRAVEYARD FOR AUTOMOBILES
AT THE END OF THE PORCH THERE WAS FOUR STACKS OF WHEELS
AND TIRES FOR SALE FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO
CASH

THERE WAS FIFTY HOLES IN AN OLD TIN ROOF
ME AND MY FAMILY WE WAS LIVING' PROOF
THE PEOPLE WHO FORGOT ABOUT POOR WHITE TRASH
AND IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIR LIP THE POPE
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY,
AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
I'M THINKING TONIGHT OF MY BLUE EYES
CONCERNING THE GREAT SPECKLED BIRD
I DIDN'T KNOW GOD MADE HONKY-TONK ANGELS
AND WENT BACK TO THE WILD SIDE OF LIFE
 
you're right, I got rednecks confused with WT. I stand corrected.

I grew up in a redneck town tho, the european kind, and so I have no great love of rednecks....

circusgirl
 
But, I AM a redneck.

B True
 
LMAO I can totally picture lumbuss sitting in his corner of the trailer on the ancient pc eating a chicken leg with his Ma in the background screaming something like "Giiit off that typer-riter boy and take them dentures out! Pa needs em now"
 
This was a funny thread until I read the part about the flip flops....Those are the most comfy pair of "shoes" I wear on the weekend.

LMAO @ Frack....That was nasty about the dentures- GROSS!
 
Whitetrash- wears a wife beater most of the time yet doesn't have the body to carry it off, has a shotgun, is called cletus or billy bob, has about thirty filthy children, is missing several teeth, his children have at least ten teeth more than normal children, drives a pick up, chews tobacco, thinks that black people are the reason he has no job, is illiterate, has jail tattoos, is married to his sister
 
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Ah Bfold you are not one of the redneck kids who beat up my ass in school, y'see. It's THOSE rednecks I have a problem with. ANd yes, I used to get a lift to school on my neighbour's tractor. Kids like tractors. And bulldozers. and MONSTER TRUCKS! yay!
 
oh, and if you're referring to me in that post Code, I picked that list up off the internet. I assumed people would realise it.
I didn't claim to author it.
circusgirl
 
...there is a difference between being a Southerner and a red-neck - just so "y'all" know.
 
Doktor Bollix said:
Any woman who has big hair or a perm would seem to be white trash.
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What? Just because a woman has a perm doesn't make her white trash. That is the most asinine thing I have ever heard.

:mad:
 
usually when your house sits on cement cinder blocks, you wear plaid shirts with the sleeves cut off, and you have shot gun stashed in you closet....i would say you are WT. "seek the mullets"
 
White Trash - anybody on the social ladder lower than yourself.
Everybody likes to think they are "special", so that requires looking down on somebody else.
The problem with that view, it means there's also somebody higher on the social register looking down at you thinking "trash".
 
I don't see pitbulls as white trash, or flip flops, or someone who drinks too much.

And I have to say one thing about a lot of people that most on here would consider "white trash". While there are many that are just pretty darn worthless, there are also some who will work right beside you all day doing some hard fucking labor, or who will be the first to pull you out of a ditch if you spin off the road. There are even some who are surprisingly intelligent. Nobody should get too comfortable in dismissing someone based on what they see at first glance.

Had to throw that out there before we all got too excited about sitting around here and stroking ourselves.
 
There's an element of truth in that John937. We Americans are just as snobby and class conscious as anyone else. In America though, unlike everywhere else, the social register is mostly about how much money you have, regardless of education level or conformity to bourgeois standards.

People with more money than, for example, me, would need to talk to me for a while and ask me questions which I would have to answer before finding out that I am in fact a person of less than fabulous riches, and therefore an inferior being. Whereas if I had a ponytail and a wifebeater, and a pair of shorts I made by hacking my baggiest jeans off 6 inches above the ankle, they would dismiss me as white trash immediately. If they found out later I was heir to the Depends fortune, they would come back and kiss my ass, white trash or no. That's the kind of fake people we all are.

I therefore am only talking about the white trashiness that everyone knows as such when they see it.

I have had no success trying to establish a Universal Standard of White Trashiness. Most of you all have them confused with rednecks, which are mostly confined to Elvis land. Yeah I know New Hampshire is all rednecks, and up-state New York too. I see mostly white trash from the suburbs. Suburban white trash. Women who wear white stilletto heels with band-aids hanging off their heels along with shorts live in their hundreds and thousands there.

Anyway it's a good way to antagonize people. OK, if you're mother weighs over 400 lbs you are probably white trash.
 
[rant]The problem I have with defining Trash in terms of money is I'm sure there's a starving art student with Phd's in creating art or art history, who looks at his customer as white trash who just won the lottery and has multiple millions of dollars to spend on black velvett elvis paintings.
Everybody wants to be on top, or at least not on the bottom.
The rich call the poor trash.
The poor call the imigrants trash.
The imigrants call the convicts trash.
I'm not sure who the convicts call trash, but I'm betting there's somebody they look down on.

I just wish people could understand that two things can be different without one being better than the other.
Apples are different from Oranges, but that doesn't make the Orange inferior.
[/rant]
 
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john937 said:
[rant]The problem I have with defining Trash in terms of money is I'm sure there's a starving art student with Phd's in creating art or art history, who looks at his customer as white trash who just won the lottery and has multiple millions of dollars to spend on black velvett elvis paintings.
Everybody wants to be on top, or at least not on the bottom.
The rich call the poor trash.
The poor call the imigrants trash.
The imigrants call the convicts trash.
I'm not sure who the convicts call trash, but I'm betting there's somebody they look down on.

I just wish people could understand that two things can be different without one being better than the other.
Apples are different from Oranges, but that doesn't make the Orange inferior.
[/end rant]
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The "end" in your brackets is not needed, in fact it breaks the hypothetical code. the "/" is all that's needed to sginify the end of the statement.
 
john937 said:
Good catch...I'll correct my "inferior" coding.
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Hey, broke code ain't inferior, it just don't work :)

Inferior code is COBOL or VB.
 
Doktor Bollix said:
Anyone who types in all caps is probably white trash. Seriously, I like pitbulls. I think they're nice dogs. But you have to accept that the vast majority of their owners are white trash pieces of shit who call their dog Rocky or Tyson or something.
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MOST NEWBIES ARE WHITE TRASH ALSO.

SOME PITBULL OWNERS ARE WHITE TRASH B/C THEY WANT THE DOG FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD BE HANGED. THEY ARE SCUM TO FIGHT DOGS. IT IS SIMPLY CRUEL. HOWEVER, I DO NOT FIGHT MY DOGS. NVR HAVE, NVR WILL.


KAYNE
 
Japanese Machine...

Wait a minute...I have a couple shotguns in my closet...
Is shooting skeet/sporting clays considered WT, too?? I think not...
 
circusgirl said:
so WT is what we call Essex girls/boys?
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Yes. Perfect example of suburban white trash. Tracy and Sharon with big hair, fake orange tans and cigarettes hanging from faces with way too much make up. Except with more style, if you can believe that, than their Stateside counterparts.
 
In honor of this thread.....I threw on my NEW white trash flip flops and snapped a pic for my avatar!:D

These babies are true white trash marterial...Silver and gold beads..Tammy Faye Baker would be soooooo damn jealous of me right about now....
 
Sorry to disappoint you hon but you seem to be as far from being White trash as I am of being a Moderator on this site...

The flops must have chunks of rubber missin on the sides,must be brown stained and have loopsided heels from wear...
 
hehehehehe

anyone who seriously looks forward to county fairs.

has non running vehicles on lawn

is married to someone their related to.

has a mullet

wants a mullet

wears wife beater t-shirts anywhere other than their bedroom

drives a camarobird (every stupid fucking jarhead in San Diego from the midwest)
 
Did you say fair ?
Mmmm CORN DOGS, Sausage and Pepper sandwhich, Carmel apple with nuts, funnel cake.....
 
White Trash:

When John Cusack falls in the trash truck in 'Better off Dead' (It comes out on DVD next week!)

I love the line when the black guy tells the other guy 'It's a shame when people throw away a perfectly good white boy like that' :lmao:
 
Originally posted by Y_Lifter
Did you say fair ?
Mmmm CORN DOGS, Sausage and Pepper sandwhich, Carmel apple with nuts, funnel cake.....
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You had to mention the carmel apple with nuts..YA TEASE!

I wish I could eat all that crappy food. I'll be a good white trash girl and find the BBQ chicken place to eat.

GIN N JUICE....LOL! Funny movie!
 
Twice a year I make an exception in what I eat going way overboard...

Our weeks Vacation at the beach and the Fair..

At the fair I am required to eat one of each of those items....
The apple is a next day item...

Maybe I should add BBQ to my list.. Usually they have the whole place smelling fantastic..
 
Speaking of the Stae/County Fair..
Another fine place to see the vast diversity of humanity.
Both good(vix) and real bad(WT)...
 
I missed the Demolition Derby....ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

B True
 
Code said:
People who think a tank top (designer or otherwsie) is classy.

People who spend more than they earn.

Anyone who worked for the Clinton Administration. (But I think got all of them with my second clause)
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haha white trash, yea that’s me a descendant of a famous aristocratic wasp family who is related to Daniel Boon and Henry Hudson. My family would laugh, but then again I am the first in my linage to lift, own tank tops and well you get the idea the black sheep parse.
 
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