Holy Shit-this inbred won the $258M powerball LOLOL

[RottenWillow]

See this is what I absolutely loathe these state run lotteries.

99% of the revenue from them come from people exactly like this guy^


Listen to his own report.



"For us it's just going to be a huge relief to know I'm going to be able to pay my electric bill, my gas bill"

"I had bills at home I didn't know how they were going to be paid."



So why the fuck is he buying lottery tickets?





I'm not blaming him. The state lottery commissions spend a lot of money convincing him it's his shot at the dream. The dude has two kids with two different women, to whom he's presumably paying child support, and of course homie's got no front teef, but he's buying $5 lottery tickets. He's worried about paying his utilities, but he's buying lottery tickets.



When some working class or straight up poor person wins they are contractually obligated to be publicized by the lottery commission in order to encourage more people who really need their money for necessities to keep crapping away their money in the future.

 

[RottenWillow]

From the National Weather Service Lightning Safety Advisory:

*your odds of getting struck by lightning in a given year: 1 in 500,000


*Your statistical chances of winning the Powerball in a given year:
1 in 195,149,054



Your chances of getting blasted by lightning are 390 times greater than winning that big jackpot

 

[SouthernLord]

If I won that lottery I'd buy myself a diamond crystal speed boat then paint it gold. I'd be spendin money like a chimp in a beat off contest.

 

[miplank]

I'd be spendin money like a chimp in a beat off contest.

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[twenty47]

the payments would be like 8 mil a year. never have to do shit again...

 

[trex74]

Awwww, good for him. I got a little choked up reading that, i'm happy as heck he won. he seems like a humble kinda guy.

 

[-SD-]

Now he can start that meth empire he always wanted.

 

[AAP]

Now he can start that meth empire he always wanted.

lolololol

 

[binö]

i'm feeling good for this guy, though it's yet to be determined if he will fuk it up.
$124,875,122 is the lump sum payout, i'm not sure how anyone could fuk that up and blow it all.
about 66k a year on bank interet alone on a million.
tuck half the total away you could live like a champ off the interest alone and still blow 60million.
i'd def go big on the teeth and get some gaudy hood rich diamonds and platinum

 

[ceo]

any relation to myway?

possibly bro...from her description of her brothers in another thread...very possibly could be related to her.


by the way, I agree with RW about these lotteries. And, although it might not seem possible to reasonable people, I guarantee this guy will end up broke again at some point.