Mad Jasper
New member
Today's been one of the most fucking horrible days I've had in yearsm Caught shit at the office, went out of my way sacrificing personal time to help a kid at work and it blew up in my face, somehow I parked too close to a concrete stop in the parking lot and my bumper just fucking snapped off, I get home feeling like a piece of shit to open the mail and realize our family friend (the one who helped me buy my house) died 10 fucking days ago and his wife mailed me instead of calling me. I just ran out the house and had a horrible meltdown in my front lawn, hubby had to walk me back home, I had dinner plans so I'm drinking myself stupid at a god damn buffalo wild wings.
If any of you fuckers correct my grammar I'll bomb you when I'm sober.
/rant
Damn. That was much better than my ex-wife story.