Here's what we're gonna do Test boy. You and Richard Simmons will get together 5 times a week, for 8 hours a day and he'll teach you the art of humor. Trust me, he's the best at being funny. And if you're lucky, he may even ream you in the ass.
You're "right". I'm a "loser". Even though you "steal" "bad" "jokes" from magazines I am more of a "loser" for not "devoting" a "significant" amount of my time to reading the "jokes" section in "pornographic" magazines. Also, I strongly feel that you should put more catchy terms in between "bunny ears". It really elevates your humor to an entirely new level. Finally, i think I'm falling in love with you.