Help! I Can't Get Laid.

[WODIN]

You might be trying to go to bat for the wrong team. Try getting a gay guy in bed and see if works for you.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I want to get some pussy, but i can't seem to get any. I would like to try escourts but they are too expense. Anybody know what to do?

Unfortunately nobody can "get you laid", because if you can't pull pussy on your own you don't deserve to anyway.

Best insight is that it's a numbers game, the more opportunities you create and put yourself in the more likely you are to get laid. Now, quit standing around on the sidelines and go make it happen son.

 

[ariolanine]

How hard do you try? Do you expect women to come up to you? If so, forget it cuz you aren't gonna get laid. If you try then just try harder. I don't know what you look like, but even ugly dudes will get laid if they hit on chicks relentlessly. I can't tell you how to get the girl of your dreams, but if you want to fuck pussy then go for the fat chicks. Girls that are just a little heavy are an easy score and they will do some freaky shit too. Go out and hit on the lonely fat girl at the bar or if you see a group of women, approach the fat one. All girls have a token fat friend. Just be nice and you're in like flint.

 

[sigweed]

How hard do you try? Do you expect women to come up to you? If so, forget it cuz you aren't gonna get laid. If you try then just try harder. I don't know what you look like, but even ugly dudes will get laid if they hit on chicks relentlessly. I can't tell you how to get the girl of your dreams, but if you want to fuck pussy then go for the fat chicks. Girls that are just a little heavy are an easy score and they will do some freaky shit too. Go out and hit on the lonely fat girl at the bar or if you see a group of women, approach the fat one. All girls have a token fat friend. Just be nice and you're in like flint.

fat chicks need lovin' too... just not from me

 

[juicetothegills]

try some new pick up lines i've been having some problems with that to

 

[freshr1]

...and women are human, too.

References?

 

[2Thick]

References?

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