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I want to get some pussy, but i can't seem to get any. I would like to try escourts but they are too expense. Anybody know what to do?
Help! I Can't Get Laid.
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Sailor_Girl
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fogg88 said:
LMAO! LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor_Girl
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Llamas spit, so if you like them to swallow you're out of luck.
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Mr.X
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JUICESEEKER said:
Try locall massage parlors....very effetive...
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Big Johnson
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You need to get your "Mack Confidence" back. This can be a difficult road, my friend.
Start with something you KNOW you can handle and work your way up. Don't be too picky. Just sit back, say little, and be polite when you are approached. Make sure and smile when you speak. True attraction is seldom a one way street, and women are human, too. Just keep an open mind and let her come up with the idea on her own.
Follow these instructions, Grasshopper, and you will find your manhood buried deep inside a woman in a relatively short time.
When you can snatch the pussy from my hand, then you will be ready, Grasshopper.
Start with something you KNOW you can handle and work your way up. Don't be too picky. Just sit back, say little, and be polite when you are approached. Make sure and smile when you speak. True attraction is seldom a one way street, and women are human, too. Just keep an open mind and let her come up with the idea on her own.
Follow these instructions, Grasshopper, and you will find your manhood buried deep inside a woman in a relatively short time.
When you can snatch the pussy from my hand, then you will be ready, Grasshopper.
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augastes_stiranko
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Go to a club and start dancing with as many chicks as you can in one night. Being a good dancer in clubs is a guaranteed way to meet women who are hot, horny ang willing. One in 5 women who go to clubs go there for 1 night stands, so it shouldn't be very hard finding someone who is willing to have sex with you.
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This is all you will ever need. Thank me later, bruh.
This is all you will ever need. Thank me later, bruh.
You must work your way down the great ladder of punani, until you achieve the balance between your standards and your sexual destiny for a active sex life. Start at the highest point and drop a level with every failure:
Sex symbols and Models.
Very Beautiful women.
Average looking women.
Expensive Hookers.
Fugly faced women.
Adipose Heffers.
Skanky ass Hookers.
Mail order brides.
Homeless people.
Mentally handicapped.
Close family.
Deep coma victims.
Consider Priesthood.
Join n.a.m.b.l.a
Inter-species | large mammals.
Inter-species | small woodland creatures.
Perfect cloning, and fuck yourself.
If you somehow get to the bottom of the list without getting your sausage wet, than I suggest you get your penis amputated and donate it to someone who could better off use it.
Sex symbols and Models.
Very Beautiful women.
Average looking women.
Expensive Hookers.
Fugly faced women.
Adipose Heffers.
Skanky ass Hookers.
Mail order brides.
Homeless people.
Mentally handicapped.
Close family.
Deep coma victims.
Consider Priesthood.
Join n.a.m.b.l.a
Inter-species | large mammals.
Inter-species | small woodland creatures.
Perfect cloning, and fuck yourself.
If you somehow get to the bottom of the list without getting your sausage wet, than I suggest you get your penis amputated and donate it to someone who could better off use it.
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augastes_stiranko
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These have been my observations over the years. It's also a known fact that women who drink alcohol are 50% more likely to sleep with someone they just met because of lowered inhibitions. When you go clubbing you will notice that girls are easier to talk to after 1am. That's because they alcohol has kicked in full force.
notoriousQQ
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JUICESEEKER said:
Unfortunately nobody can "get you laid", because if you can't pull pussy on your own you don't deserve to anyway.
Best insight is that it's a numbers game, the more opportunities you create and put yourself in the more likely you are to get laid. Now, quit standing around on the sidelines and go make it happen son.
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ariolanine
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How hard do you try? Do you expect women to come up to you? If so, forget it cuz you aren't gonna get laid. If you try then just try harder. I don't know what you look like, but even ugly dudes will get laid if they hit on chicks relentlessly. I can't tell you how to get the girl of your dreams, but if you want to fuck pussy then go for the fat chicks. Girls that are just a little heavy are an easy score and they will do some freaky shit too. Go out and hit on the lonely fat girl at the bar or if you see a group of women, approach the fat one. All girls have a token fat friend. Just be nice and you're in like flint.
juicetothegills
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try some new pick up lines i've been having some problems with that to
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