Help! I Can't Get Laid.

[2Thick]

When you can snatch the pussy from my hand, then you will be ready, Grasshopper.

!!!!

 

[augastes_stiranko]

Go to a club and start dancing with as many chicks as you can in one night. Being a good dancer in clubs is a guaranteed way to meet women who are hot, horny ang willing. One in 5 women who go to clubs go there for 1 night stands, so it shouldn't be very hard finding someone who is willing to have sex with you.

 

[-SD-]

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This is all you will ever need. Thank me later, bruh.

 

[KnoXville]

You must work your way down the great ladder of punani, until you achieve the balance between your standards and your sexual destiny for a active sex life. Start at the highest point and drop a level with every failure:

Sex symbols and Models.
Very Beautiful women.
Average looking women.
Expensive Hookers.
Fugly faced women.
Adipose Heffers.
Skanky ass Hookers.
Mail order brides.
Homeless people.
Mentally handicapped.
Close family.
Deep coma victims.
Consider Priesthood.
Join n.a.m.b.l.a
Inter-species | large mammals.
Inter-species | small woodland creatures.
Perfect cloning, and fuck yourself.

If you somehow get to the bottom of the list without getting your sausage wet, than I suggest you get your penis amputated and donate it to someone who could better off use it.

 

[2Thick]

i've written research papers on this topic on this board. Go do some searches on my username.

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Amen, brotha!

 

[PatsFan34]

Just strap a set of beer goggles on and go hoggin!!! Pussy is pussy my friend!!!!!

 

[machaveli]

confidence, and a little ghb in there drink should do the trick.

 

[biteme]

Go to a club and start dancing with as many chicks as you can in one night. Being a good dancer in clubs is a guaranteed way to meet women who are hot, horny ang willing. One in 5 women who go to clubs go there for 1 night stands, so it shouldn't be very hard finding someone who is willing to have sex with you.

Did you make that up or was an actual study done? Gotta find that 20% and narrow it down.

 

[augastes_stiranko]

These have been my observations over the years. It's also a known fact that women who drink alcohol are 50% more likely to sleep with someone they just met because of lowered inhibitions. When you go clubbing you will notice that girls are easier to talk to after 1am. That's because they alcohol has kicked in full force.

 

[distanced]

spend a week in Copenhauven, that will solve your problem!
Awsome city. Plus, did you know that Denmark supplies 60% of the worlds pharmacuticals!?!?!