Help! I Can't Get Laid.

[JUICESEEKER]

I want to get some pussy, but i can't seem to get any. I would like to try escourts but they are too expense. Anybody know what to do?

 

[fogg88]

ether?

rohypnol?


...petting zoo?

 

[2Thick]

Lower your standards...

 

[Sailor_Girl]

...petting zoo?

LMAO! LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigAndy69]

Lower your standards...

LOL

 

[fogg88]

LMAO! LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!

LLAMAS NEED LLOVE TOO!

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Llamas spit, so if you like them to swallow you're out of luck.

 

[Mr.X]

I want to get some pussy, but i can't seem to get any. I would like to try escourts but they are too expense. Anybody know what to do?

Try locall massage parlors....very effetive...

Mr.X

 

[Big Johnson]

You need to get your "Mack Confidence" back. This can be a difficult road, my friend.

Start with something you KNOW you can handle and work your way up. Don't be too picky. Just sit back, say little, and be polite when you are approached. Make sure and smile when you speak. True attraction is seldom a one way street, and women are human, too. Just keep an open mind and let her come up with the idea on her own.

Follow these instructions, Grasshopper, and you will find your manhood buried deep inside a woman in a relatively short time.

When you can snatch the pussy from my hand, then you will be ready, Grasshopper.

 

[fogg88]

Llamas spit, so if you like them to swallow you're out of luck.

Camels spit too ...but it takes a lot more GHB to get one of those suckers into bed.