Help! being tested and could loose job

[BloodLust]

Have a test coming up and they will test for juice (I’m in LE). I’ve read a bunch of threads the last few days about testing for juice. A months ago I finished an eight week cycle of test prop/ eq / tren. I’m not worried about the test prop or tren, but everything I’ve read indicates that the eq will stay detectable for months.
I read a post by Nautica about flooding the urine but he said that they check now for creatinine levels and can tell that you’ve flooded your urine. – Help Please!! – Is there anyone out there familiar with urine flooding and creatinine levels?

 

[CLOBRO]

Most employers do not test for juice as the test is too exspensive. They are are looking for recreational drugs in most cases.

 

[BloodLust]

True... my employer is a Sheriffs dept. in the western US and has made it very clear that they will test for juice

 

[goheavygo]

Don't worry, they won't test for juice. I get tested every week by the court. Always negative. In the beginning I was so jacked my piss was bloddy . Nothing you can't do now, anyway.

 

[icelandic]

I believe the test for nandrolone and its derivatives is different from a standard epi/test ratio. Maybe you'll luck out and they won't even look for deca and its cousins, like clobro said these tests can get VERY expensive once they start looking for everything under the sun.

 

[INTIMID8OR3]

HOPE THIS HELPS!!

http://www.pass-my-drug-test.com/

 

[icelandic]

NO!!!!!!

Do not pay for any "pass your drug test" nonsense. Not only are they completely ineffective, but the lab will know you were using a masking agent which will automatically raise a flag. Also they will not return your money after you fail a test, they're full of shit.

 

[CLOBRO]

If you do fail, what about claiming that you took andro or some other pro-hormone?

 

[BloodLust]

That's an idea... do prohormones show similar indicators as juice on those kind of tests? - Anyone know if I start taking an excessive amount of prohormones now, a few days prior to my test if this would make it more difficult to tell if I was using anything that could be considered illegal? Thanx for the info guys

 

[Syphonfilter]

My God, some of you people with these answers you give to these guys. I swear to God, this is just like Pelon's post about having taken tren. IF someone comes on here and says they are in law enforcement and they are worried about getting a drug test, specifically a roid test, it amazes me how many of you will get on here and say that he shouldn't worry, that "they won't test for roids." BULLSHIT, law enforcement WILL test for roids, if they are gonna test an officer or deputy for juice based on reasonable suspicion or probable cause, then they are gonna do the whole nine yards. They will test his test/epi test ratio and they will test for various roids and their profiles. If you think cost is an issue, it ain't, they aren't but a few hundred dollars and any city, much less a county sheriff's office, has the money in the budget to spend for a roid test.

If he fails, it's most likely gonna be because of the EQ, bad move on your part BloodLust. I speak from experience before any of you go off on me, as many who pay attention, I'm an ex cop, victim of a roid test.

Several things you can try Bloodlust: First, contact a representative of your Union, especially if you feel the test has no merit, normally one would need PC or reasonable suspicion to give a specialized test like that to a LE officer, unless departmental policy states otherwise. Second (this is only an option to save your ass if you so choose), refuse the test, claim you have an "addiciton" to steroids, if you claim you have a problem before you are tested and come back positive, you will be covered by the ADA and your department must furnish you with treatment and counseling for your addiction. A third option is to take, or get ahold of a Boldenone percursor, Molecular Nutrition has one, claim that is what gave you the positive. I've read several sites that claim Tren can be detected for up to five months, others say 5 weeks, so it's a guessing game.

I'm sorry to say, most likely you will be fucked and depending on how hard nosed your Sheriff is, you'll lose your job. They test for masking agents and with technology as it is today, chances are you won't get by the testing procedure.

I lost my job and tested positive for three AAS, two of which I've never taken in my life, but then again, I believe there were ulterior motives in my case.

If you want, PM me, we can discuss this in further detail, either way, good luck.