Healother gets his penis touched for the first time, read all about it!

[hotzie]

i need my penis touched seriously .

 

[needtogetaas]

dang you really have it out for people like me and him dont you, lol.



hmm, but i saw that she was a senior on a hockey roster. and she looks pretty hold, and her facebook friends are all in the class of 07 with her.

jackanal just likes being a dick.he sucks at it and every thing he dos so its no big deal.

 

[needtogetaas]

better to find a midget and dress her in a schoolgirl outfit than go to jail.
jk... you could just find a really young looking 18 year old... hey, kinda like healothers girl.

or you.

 

[Cutiebaby]

wtf???

too late

lmao, nice avatar.pickE

 

[jd_uk]

Perhaps. Sounded like a lot of begging and grovelling which turns any woman off. You just have to do it.

Pleaseeeeeeeeee post some more pictures. Am i turning you on? No but seriously...

 

[jd_uk]

I know it pissed me off too. Even though the jerking off felt good at the time, when she didnt let me return the favor later i was upset. Its pitiful that she is the only opportunity ive had with a female recently.

FFS. You should have just spoken your mind. "Ok you made me feel pretty good, now i'm going to return the favour and make you feel awesome"...that kind of thing. Have some confidence...it's not at all difficult to make a woman feel good.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Ok now that your experienced your ready to really learn how to make love:

Get her on all fours, pull her hair until her hands come off the bed and then ram it in her ass. Shortly after squirt it on her face and wipe your cock off in her hair. She will love your forever. Don't ask for permission, just do it.

 

[heavy_duty]

ROTFLMFAO

Ok now that your experienced your ready to really learn how to make love:

Get her on all fours, pull her hair until her hands come off the bed and then ram it in her ass. Shortly after squirt it on her face and wipe your cock off in her hair. She will love your forever. Don't ask for permission, just do it.

 

[needtogetaas]

dont share what is sacred with dogs,and dont share your pearls with pigs,or they may trample on them and then tern on you and tare you to shreds.

 

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LOL @ heavydutys avatar.
This is simultaneously the best and most clusterfuck thread in EF. In a Nixon sort of way.