When I bought my house my girlfriend and I decided to christen it this
way. There was no furniture in it yet at the time so I started by bending
her over the kitchen sink, then did it by the fireplace, then the stairs, each
of the 3 bedrooms, on each of the vanitys in the bathrooms, laundry room
floor, culminating the ceremony on the hood of my car in my new garage!
Considered doing it on the back yard deck but decided the neighbors didn't
deserve a free show. I forgot to christen the closets though, dammit!