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Have you ever rubbed one off at work?

Have you rubbed one off at work?

  • Yes... who hasn't?

    Votes: 61 73.5%

  • No, you sick fucker!!!

    Votes: 20 24.1%
  • Total voters
    83
what the fuck man??

Do you really want to know that?? Or was it the nut sack massaging that did it??
 
Actually, it was FreakMonster's post. Damn!!!

I haven't done that in about 6 months. I did it the last time I was on 800mg of test per week... go figure.

The bathroom here isn't a multi-stall bathroom though. One stall, you can lock the door. What am I, a fucking bad guy?
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Hell yeah... in fact I just got back. Legs are all weak... Damn... my hand was hot and soft today... and the new hand soap they got in there... WHOO!.... made my eyes cross... you shoulda seen how fast I was....


Wait.

I mean...


No.
 
Well... maybe my friends are right and I am just a little off kilter.

They thought I was going to intentionally flip our car on Saturday night when we were going 120 mph on the freeway. Told me last night 'they were scared.'

I mean... what am I... fucking crazy?!?! :garza: Sure I am.

But would I kill myself and 2 of my best friends?

No.

Kinda stunned me they thought otherwise.
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dballer said:
You should have beat their asses!!!!
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No shit. But then once I thought about it, that would have helped make me look crazier... no pun intended.

Next time I'll just flip the fucking car. They thought I was gonna do it... maybe I'm losing my edge. The cyp should help me get it back though. ;)
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Crazier said:


No shit. But then once I thought about it, that would have helped make me look crazier... no pun intended.

Next time I'll just flip the fucking car. They thought I was gonna do it... maybe I'm losing my edge. The cyp should help me get it back though. ;)
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I liked the post about you whippin your roomates ass!!!
 
I wonder where this thread is going.

It went from rubbing one off at work to whipping roommates asses.

:confused:

Go figure!
 
Crazier said:


I only work with 2 women, they are both over 50 and quite nasty.

I don't see me getting laid at work happening anytime soon. :(
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Let me guess, they will not give it up... that's why you rub it out in the bathroom. :D
 
sucks to be you crazier....i bet they alway talk about their grandchildren or how things used to be....

i work in a large facility, with alot of guys so i kinda have my pick...lol...j/k
 
Crazier said:

HumorMe... listen man... just stay on the topic of this thread or go start one of your own! ;)
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:lmao:

Sorry folks....Where were we? Oh yeah, rubbing one off while beating someone's ass...that's it......continue please! Don't mind me!;)
 
Summer Bunny said:
sucks to be you crazier....i bet they alway talk about their grandchildren or how things used to be....

i work in a large facility, with alot of guys so i kinda have my pick...lol...j/k
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If you have ever wondered why men don't like to go to the bathroom with other men...now you know!

That's why we know women don't rub one out of their own because you all always go there in groups.:D
 
HumorMe said:



If you have ever wondered why men don't like to go to the bathroom with other men...now you know!

That's why we know women don't rub one out of their own because you all always go there in groups.:D
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Or maybe.....nahhh....nevermind:D
 
kronkette said:
yep...but then again i work from home....lol...as a matter of fact i just got done rubbing out twice!
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Someone's in the shitter... DAMMIT!!! :FRlol: :FRlol:

Summer - Their kid's are my age... I hear about the old times and their kids constantly!!!
:smshot:
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Crazier said:


Someone's in the shitter... DAMMIT!!! :FRlol: :FRlol:

Summer - Their kid's are my age... I hear about the old times and their kids constantly!!!
:smshot:
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I can feel you pain.... I am 25 and everyone else around me is 40-50's.....
 
GLADIATOR351 said:


I can feel you pain.... I am 25 and everyone else around me is 40-50's.....
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I'm 25 too bro. I used to work at AT&T... we had 2500 employees. About 80% of those were chics! Pussy was EVERYWHERE!!! Now I come here, and have no eye candy or chance of hooking up while at work, period!!! It blows.

Back at AT&T... it was much harder to rub one off in the bathrooms though. ;) And hot chic's everywhere tempting you to go rub one off. And, I did ya know... a couple of times. :D

WORK BATHROOM MASTURBATOR'S ARE IN THE MAJORITY IN THIS THREAD MY FRIENDS!!! :garza: :garza:
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I work at Worldcom. What did you do at AT&T?

There are plenty of Young hotties on the other side of the building... So, I have to break away from moms and gma's and visit the promise land a few time a day.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
When I worked in the fecal matter management business I once caught a man masturbating with the sucker tube.
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What did you do after you ripped his eyeballs out??
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GLADIATOR351 said:
I work at Worldcom. What did you do at AT&T?

There are plenty of Young hotties on the other side of the building... So, I have to break away from moms and gma's and visit the promise land a few time a day.
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Well, I worked there for 3 years. At first I was hired on as a billing rep. Handle disputes, customer service, blah,blah.
After a year, I got off the phones and became a trainer... teaching new employee's how to use the intranet and ordering system. Bitches EVERYWHERE.

But... at the time I was with my daughter's mom so I couldn't do shit. Now I'm a free man and work with granny's. Life does have a sick sense of humor.

What do you do for WorldCom, besides check out the hottie's? :)
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I've been here for 5 years. I'm a test engineer.. I trouble shoot circuit problems..NO billing disputes, thank god!! The billing dept catches hell :devil: from the customers!

You need to some to our training dept... nothing but hotties. you would be in heaven :angel:
 
i'm also 25 just like you guys...i also work with a bunch of older people. like you crazier it sucks when their old enough to be your parents.....but the youngins are yummy looking...

Damn, between you and kronkette, I might just have to rub one out now.
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would you like me to help you humorme????:p
 
Summer Bunny said:
i'm also 25 just like you guys...i also work with a bunch of older people. like you crazier it sucks when their old enough to be your parents.....but the youngins are yummy looking...



would you like me to help you humorme????:p
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I'm 40 and I think I just had my first heart attack!
 
Summer Bunny said:
I'm in NJ...

sorry to give you heart attack...i'm here to pleasure not hurt...lol
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Sorry, the paramedics just left. Feeling better now! Okay Bunny....now what were you saying?
 
where im from its nothing but a big fuck fest at all the factories. You dont need to rub one out all you have to do is take one of the factory sluts into the bathroom and get a quickie. as a matter of fact 3 people have been shot in the factory parking lots in the last month from there spouses fucking other people in the factories. crazy shit i tell ya.
 
KA-BAR said:
where im from its nothing but a big fuck fest at all the factories. You dont need to rub one out all you have to do is take one of the factory sluts into the bathroom and get a quickie. as a matter of fact 3 people have been shot in the factory parking lots in the last month from there spouses fucking other people in the factories. crazy shit i tell ya.
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You guy's hiring??? :D :D
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I just turn down the window blinds of my room at work after 5 p.m. and rub one into the wastebasket! If the walls would speak they would tell the others that I'm one nasty pervert!
 
Dean Kuntz said:
I just turn down the window blinds of my room at work after 5 p.m. and rub one into the wastebasket! If the walls would speak they would tell the others that I'm one nasty pervert!
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Maybe the walls don't talk but I bet the janitors do.;)
 
I work 5 min from home & my girl works about 15 min away. I just call her or she calls me & we meet at home. Get the noon time quickie (or sometimes not so quickie). I've always worked maintenance & have access to anywhere in the building, I've used a few different places to get some ass at work. I once took a sales rep to the sprinkler system pump house. Funny thing I always got really good deals & really good service after that. go figure.....:p
 
I rubbed a couple off a work I still remember the one time when I finish I didn't wash my hands and as I was returning to my desk my boss and some client came up to me a shaked my hand.
 
Yes on many occassions. :D
 
ummm, one of my ex girlfriends called me at work and she decided that she wanted to have phone sex. she was going off on the phone and all i had to do was rub up against the drawer under my desk and i was done. i went to the bathroom and trashed my underwear. :)
 
Crazier said:
Yes or no. Simple enough.
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If the urge strikes me, I will masturbate wherever there is a bathroom and some privacy. I do feel a little guilty though when I have to wipe the floor up. I used to work in Special Education and there was this kid that used to pull his pecker out in the middle of class and start whacking. We cured him of the habit by banging his dick with a ruler.
 
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sereneman said:

I used to work in Special Education and there was this kid that used to pull his pecker out in the middle of class and start whacking. We cured him of the habit by banging his dick with a ruler.
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LOL

On a more serious note, I can`t believe more people have said they do this than not...
 
Im thinkin if i take the crime scene cleanup job Ill have time to rub it out between tissue disposal and blood removal
 
Hells yes. And work is not the wierdest place. one time I was on a cycle, gatting NO pussy, and I was at the school library doing research. This hot chick that smells GREAT sits across from me and that was it, I killed it n the library bathroom.

Work...thats for the unadventurous!
 
I rubbed one off in computer science the other day. Shit was hard, i had to go in the bathroom and wipe the nut out of my boxers and ended up being late for my next class.
 
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