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blueta2

blueta2

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you had a gun that would disintegrate ppl on contact?!
I swear my job is so stressful and the people here are such IDIOTS that I am beside myself when they approach me with something.
One ahole just calls me from the receiving dept asking me where his "stuff" is. First off "What stuff" I place 100's of orders a day (I'm a buyer) and then he says "You're fucking wasting my time" then hangs up in my face!
So I imagine going to see him and saying (picture a female Rambo) "who was wasting who's time dirt bag" and then hitting him with the laser gun and he would disintegrate
Come on....we've all felt this right?
Am I going to hell for feeling this? I guess I would see half of EF there right?..hehe !
My avi so explains my feelings today!
 
I wish I could show them how retarded they are...some people./..
 
blueta2 said:
Hey, with all these welfare Lasalle ppl, it really is a drag ;-)
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That's why I go to the one in Brossard even if technically, the one in Lasalle is closer lol
 
maybe i should take you hiking. We can cook some good healthy food, and just hangout in the outdoors. That would calm you down. :rose:

sex is optional ofcourse.

i would have actually, if I knew you in real life.

Hope you feel better soon.
 
Subzeero said:
maybe i should take you hiking. We can cook some good healthy food, and just hangout in the outdoors. That would calm you down. :rose:

sex is optional ofcourse.

i would have actually, if I knew you in real life.

Hope you feel better soon.
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ahhh thanks, it does sounds great but then when my boyfriend would find out, he would grab the disintegrating gun and zap ya ;-)

Thanks....I will feel better when I get my zapper gun and zap the ding dongs here..hahah
 
I deal with some of the dumbest people all day everyday!!! As most know I am in the insurance business and just a few minutes ago this customer calls and wants to know what coverages she has on her blue truck......she has 4 trucks on policy.....duh! I'm good but not a mind reader.
I get these really old farts that come in here hitting on me......like do I have desperate written across my face? ugh! This one constantly ask me to lunch and I swear he is drunk everytime he comes in here.
I hate dealing with the public! There are very few that I enjoy to talk to.
 
manny78 said:
It is. Believe it or not (at least during thr weekends).
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Well next time you're at the LaSalle Walmart, just ask for me, I'll hook ya up with some free bum-wipe ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
ahhh thanks, it does sounds great but then when my boyfriend would find out, he would grab the disintegrating gun and zap ya ;-)

Thanks....I will feel better when I get my zapper gun and zap the ding dongs here..hahah
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LMAO, oops, forget that boyfriend thing. Always!

Don't seem to learn that lesson well for some reason.
 
ksharp01 said:
I deal with some of the dumbest people all day everyday!!! As most know I am in the insurance business and just a few minutes ago this customer calls and wants to know what coverages she has on her blue truck......she has 4 trucks on policy.....duh! I'm good but not a mind reader.
I get these really old farts that come in here hitting on me......like do I have desperate written across my face? ugh! This one constantly ask me to lunch and I swear he is drunk everytime he comes in here.
I hate dealing with the public! There are very few that I enjoy to talk to.
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It is VERY hard dealing with other ppl's personalities all day. I am usually very calm and diplomatic but today this guy just burned me.
The funny part, the guys in my dept hear me swearing in my office and giggle. I just told them about the D-gun and they LOL!
At least I am damn funny ;-)
I'll send you the D gun for the lady with the 1000 blue trucks!
 
Subzeero said:
LMAO, oops, forget that boyfriend thing. Always!

Don't seem to learn that lesson well for some reason.
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Well we can always zap him with the D-gun so you can take me hiking?!

I need to meditate or medicate...not sure yet ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
It is VERY hard dealing with other ppl's personalities all day. I am usually very calm and diplomatic but today this guy just burned me.
The funny part, the guys in my dept hear me swearing in my office and giggle. I just told them about the D-gun and they LOL!
At least I am damn funny ;-)
I'll send you the D gun for the lady with the 1000 blue trucks!
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okay send to

12345 Sharp Rd
Denham Springs, LA

check will follow :)

Me<---------wuvs you man!!
 
ksharp01 said:
okay send to

12345 Sharp Rd
Denham Springs, LA

check will follow :)

Me<---------wuvs you man!!
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Nah, it will be a freebie and I will send 10lbs of chocolate also, just cuz me wuvs u too ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
you had a gun that would disintegrate ppl on contact?!
I swear my job is so stressful and the people here are such IDIOTS that I am beside myself when they approach me with something.
One ahole just calls me from the receiving dept asking me where his "stuff" is. First off "What stuff" I place 100's of orders a day (I'm a buyer) and then he says "You're fucking wasting my time" then hangs up in my face!
So I imagine going to see him and saying (picture a female Rambo) "who was wasting who's time dirt bag" and then hitting him with the laser gun and he would disintegrate
Come on....we've all felt this right?
Am I going to hell for feeling this? I guess I would see half of EF there right?..hehe !
My avi so explains my feelings today!
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Yes, yes I have ... I made one of my few life rules then, too, it goes as follows:

"When you find yourself regularly sitting at your desk and fantasizing about walking into said job with a fully loaded automatic weapon, and using aforementioned weapon to obliterate every fucking mutherfucking son of a bitching asshole at work, then is it time to start mailing out resumes pronto."

Seriously, that's my personal dealbreaker. When I start thinking I can justify homicide on the job, it's time for a new job.
 
musclemom said:
Yes, yes I have ... I made one of my few life rules then, too, it goes as follows:

"When you find yourself regularly sitting at your desk and fantasizing about walking into said job with a fully loaded automatic weapon, and using aforementioned weapon to obliterate every fucking mutherfucking son of a bitching asshole at work, then is it time to start mailing out resumes pronto."

Seriously, that's my personal dealbreaker. When I start thinking I can justify homicide on the job, it's time for a new job.
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Well my D-gun is really only plastic..haha!
I think WE ALL fantasize about this shit on bad days....I can't even kill an ant. I am way too nice...ugh!
I owned a biz b4 this and may go back that route. For now, I will have to meditate and pay the bills. I will lose many yrs of seniority and benefits. No excuses though...I think the universe is telling me to move on.
 
blueta2 said:
you had a gun that would disintegrate ppl on contact?!
I swear my job is so stressful and the people here are such IDIOTS that I am beside myself when they approach me with something.
One ahole just calls me from the receiving dept asking me where his "stuff" is. First off "What stuff" I place 100's of orders a day (I'm a buyer) and then he says "You're fucking wasting my time" then hangs up in my face!
So I imagine going to see him and saying (picture a female Rambo) "who was wasting who's time dirt bag" and then hitting him with the laser gun and he would disintegrate
Come on....we've all felt this right?
Am I going to hell for feeling this? I guess I would see half of EF there right?..hehe !
My avi so explains my feelings today!
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zapping is too easy. They would feel no pain. I usually envision grabbing balls and SQUEEZING or ripping off boobs, depending on the gender of the offender, of course.
 
blueta2 said:
you had a gun that would disintegrate ppl on contact?!
I swear my job is so stressful and the people here are such IDIOTS that I am beside myself when they approach me with something.
One ahole just calls me from the receiving dept asking me where his "stuff" is. First off "What stuff" I place 100's of orders a day (I'm a buyer) and then he says "You're fucking wasting my time" then hangs up in my face!
So I imagine going to see him and saying (picture a female Rambo) "who was wasting who's time dirt bag" and then hitting him with the laser gun and he would disintegrate
Come on....we've all felt this right?
Am I going to hell for feeling this? I guess I would see half of EF there right?..hehe !
My avi so explains my feelings today!
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you suck
 
blueta2 said:
Nah, it will be a freebie and I will send 10lbs of chocolate also, just cuz me wuvs u too ;-)
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10lbs pounds of chocolate!!!!! Good God girl, trying to get me fatter?? Hell, just deliver me one of those real pizzas you were talking about. lol
:lmao:
 
stilleto said:
i laugh at dumb people usually.
really... most things don't bother me. i just don't take most things personally.
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I never take work personally, but when someone is always a thorn, you just wish they would go away....and quick.
Listen, you're starting back at work now, you may, in a few months be asking to borrow my D- Gun...haha!

Heather I never want anyone to feel pain, I just want them to go away and get out of my space
 
blueta2 said:
I never take work personally, but when someone is always a thorn, you just wish they would go away....and quick.
Listen, you're starting back at work now, you may, in a few months be asking to borrow my D- Gun...haha!

Heather I never want anyone to feel pain, I just want them to go away and get out of my space
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why not put them on "ignore"?
 
ksharp01 said:
10lbs pounds of chocolate!!!!! Good God girl, trying to get me fatter?? Hell, just deliver me one of those real pizzas you were talking about. lol
:lmao:
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oh u would love the pizza up here...Manny tell her
 
no, I wish I had a way to air-punch people, somehow make a basketball sized thingy of condensed air hit 'em right in the chest and knock 'em off their feet and go 'WTF?'?
 
i consider myself very lucky in that i've never had to work with anyone troublesome or that i didn't like (or at least tolerate without any problems). where i am now, at a large bank, i have to deal with users all the time...but they are not the stereotypical idiots with attitude problems. we're pretty much all helpful, professional, courteous here (in my limited experience). but i suppose one is less likely to run into crude 'tards on Wall St, as opposed to some other places.
 
jackangel said:
i consider myself very lucky in that i've never had to work with anyone troublesome or that i didn't like (or at least tolerate without any problems). where i am now, at a large bank, i have to deal with users all the time...but they are not the stereotypical idiots with attitude problems. we're pretty much all helpful, professional, courteous here (in my limited experience). but i suppose one is less likely to run into crude 'tards on Wall St, as opposed to some other places.
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Really? Do you work on fantasy island...haha! Where is this place? I want to work there ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
I never take work personally, but when someone is always a thorn, you just wish they would go away....and quick.
Listen, you're starting back at work now, you may, in a few months be asking to borrow my D- Gun...haha!
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this is true. :)
I emailed my new boss today and asked when SHOULD i be showing up at the office... he said he wasn't sure, he'd get back to me later in the week.

I know this sounds great, but... if they are paying me to not do anything, why wouldn't they let me go?
i don't get it.
 
stilleto said:
this is true. :)
I emailed my new boss today and asked when SHOULD i be showing up at the office... he said he wasn't sure, he'd get back to me later in the week.

I know this sounds great, but... if they are paying me to not do anything, why wouldn't they let me go?
i don't get it.
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Well did you sign a contract for employement with them?
 
blueta2 said:
Well did you sign a contract for employement with them?
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yup. *shrug*
So far, while getting paid, i went clothes shopping and got myself some new black pants and a cool black and white top, worked in my studio, had lunch out, and went to lowes.
 
stilleto said:
yup. *shrug*
So far, while getting paid, i went clothes shopping and got myself some new black pants and a cool black and white top, worked in my studio, had lunch out, and went to lowes.
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Ok so they have to keep you. Odd that they would not be asking you to come in. You did say this position was newly created? They are prob tying up lose ends and feel like nim-rods calling u in for an interview so soon. I would not sweat it.....don't get those black pants too dirty, you'll need them soon :-)
 
blueta2 said:
Ok so they have to keep you. Odd that they would not be asking you to come in. You did say this position was newly created? They are prob tying up lose ends and feel like nim-rods calling u in for an interview so soon. I would not sweat it.....don't get those black pants too dirty, you'll need them soon :-)
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the contract didn't have a time frame on it. I mean, it didn't say that i would be paid or employed for any length of time.
oh well. the top I got is cool though, and I got a matching hair band thing. very retro and mod. :)
anyway... don't sweat the stupid people. They have to live with themselves, where as you get to leave work and be rid of them.
 
stilleto said:
the contract didn't have a time frame on it. I mean, it didn't say that i would be paid or employed for any length of time.
oh well. the top I got is cool though, and I got a matching hair band thing. very retro and mod. :)
anyway... don't sweat the stupid people. They have to live with themselves, where as you get to leave work and be rid of them.
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true..I am good at not thinking about work once I am out of there.
I turn off and think about cock instead ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
you had a gun that would disintegrate ppl on contact?!
I swear my job is so stressful and the people here are such IDIOTS that I am beside myself when they approach me with something.
One ahole just calls me from the receiving dept asking me where his "stuff" is. First off "What stuff" I place 100's of orders a day (I'm a buyer) and then he says "You're fucking wasting my time" then hangs up in my face!
So I imagine going to see him and saying (picture a female Rambo) "who was wasting who's time dirt bag" and then hitting him with the laser gun and he would disintegrate
Come on....we've all felt this right?
Am I going to hell for feeling this? I guess I would see half of EF there right?..hehe !
My avi so explains my feelings today!
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PMS I presume/


I dont think I ever get pissed off over stuff like that - especially not at work. irritated, yes - but not to the point of seriously imagining gunning someone down. so Im going to assume you were being facetious here, mmmkay?
 
Smurfy said:
PMS I presume/


I dont think I ever get pissed off over stuff like that - especially not at work. irritated, yes - but not to the point of seriously imagining gunning someone down. so Im going to assume you were being facetious here, mmmkay?
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No pms here! (funny only a guy would say that)
I was not talking about gunning anyone down? I was venting frustration at a co-worker's disregard at being very unprofessional with me.
Don't tell me you NEVER imagined wanting to zap someone that was in your face at work. Or anyone that get's you ticked?!
Watch the movie "Moster in Law" JLO has dream images of doing some funky stuff to her mother in law....same concept in my email!
I am so far from being passive agressive that I would never allow others at work to disrespect me. So do I get pissed at them when they tell me "you're wasting my time (when he called me to ask me the question) and then hangs up in my face.....am I going to imagine him "poofing" outta my radar.....you betcha!
 
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