Have you ever had sex with a married person?

[all the whey]

OMGawsh!!!! Holy Awkward moment batman!!! That would suck. I bet it sucked worse for her though! Dang.

The most awkward was when I was with 2 girls I met's hotel room. I hooked up with one of them in the bar. They changed into what they were sleeping in. So, I figured I would just take my clothes off and chill in my boxers.

I was "excited" when I was standing there in my boxes.(on purpose, but I acted like I didn't know.lol) So, the girl I was with started pushing on it. Then, she called her friend over to do it to. (she was a hot girl who didn't like me at the bar.lol) They were both giggling and both started oral etc. They were giggling so it wasn't like a porn.

Anyways, (the awkward part) The girl I was with said she couldn't take her bottoms off but I could have sex with her friend. I said it's ok if your period. It doesn't bother me.lol She said no she would just watch.

I was all pumped up thinking she would be masterbating and touching me etc. So, I start going at it with her friend. And, she is just sitting on the edge of the bed give a dead stare at us. It freaked me out. I couldn't even look at her because I was afraid I would lose my erection.lol

 

[needtogetaas]

The most awkward was when I was with 2 girls I met's hotel room. I hooked up with one of them in the bar. They changed into what they were sleeping in. So, I figured I would just take my clothes off and chill in my boxers.

I was "excited" when I was standing there in my boxes.(on purpose, but I acted like I didn't know.lol) So, the girl I was with started pushing on it. Then, she called her friend over to do it to. (she was a hot girl who didn't like me at the bar.lol) They were both giggling and both started oral etc. They were giggling so it wasn't like a porn.

Anyways, (the awkward part) The girl I was with said she couldn't take her bottoms off but I could have sex with her friend. I said it's ok if your period. It doesn't bother me.lol She said no she would just watch.

I was all pumped up thinking she would be masterbating and touching me etc. So, I start going at it with her friend. And, she is just sitting on the edge of the bed give a dead stare at us. It freaked me out. I couldn't even look at her because I was afraid I would lose my erection.lol

I am trying to follow you tonight bro. Cut the post down a bit. I don't feel like reading.

 

[all the whey]

I am trying to follow you tonight bro. Cut the post down a bit. I don't feel like reading.

I hooked up with two chicks at a conference.

It's nothing you would be interested in.

 

[curvymommy]

The most awkward was when I was with 2 girls I met's hotel room. I hooked up with one of them in the bar. They changed into what they were sleeping in. So, I figured I would just take my clothes off and chill in my boxers.

I was "excited" when I was standing there in my boxes.(on purpose, but I acted like I didn't know.lol) So, the girl I was with started pushing on it. Then, she called her friend over to do it to. (she was a hot girl who didn't like me at the bar.lol) They were both giggling and both started oral etc. They were giggling so it wasn't like a porn.

Anyways, (the awkward part) The girl I was with said she couldn't take her bottoms off but I could have sex with her friend. I said it's ok if your period. It doesn't bother me.lol She said no she would just watch.

I was all pumped up thinking she would be masterbating and touching me etc. So, I start going at it with her friend. And, she is just sitting on the edge of the bed give a dead stare at us. It freaked me out. I couldn't even look at her because I was afraid I would lose my erection.lol

LMAO!!! Oh wow, wow, wow! I feel like a very old, very married mom right now. I had no idea ppl did that kind of stuff IRL (well, maybe a little, ha).

They wanted you that bad and didn't even know about your collection of kitty pics? You're the man I guess! LOL!

 

[needtogetaas]

I hooked up with two chicks at a conference.

It's nothing you would be interested in.

I banged a mexican that loved it in the ass. First girl I ever met that loved to get dick in the ass. I thought that shit only happened in porn.

 

[curvymommy]

I am trying to follow you tonight bro. Cut the post down a bit. I don't feel like reading.

It's ok Need2, he knows he's dealing with a chatty woman here who loves details!!! LOL!

 

[needtogetaas]

It's ok Need2, he knows he's dealing with a chatty woman here who loves details!!! LOL!

Why are you even here?

 

[all the whey]

LMAO!!! Oh wow, wow, wow! I feel like a very old, very married mom right now. I had no idea ppl did that kind of stuff IRL (well, maybe a little, ha).

They wanted you that bad and didn't even know about your collection of kitty pics? You're the man I guess! LOL!

Na the hot girl hated me. (the one I had sex with.lol)

This shit happens all the time. Unfortunately, all most all girls are married or with someone. That is why I don't go out anymore. (and why I am not getting married.)

 

[curvymommy]

Why are you even here?

Why not? I'm not doing anything wrong here.

I don't go "out". This is an outlet for me for adult interaction. ATW is a good friend and this is the kind of conversation I might enjoy laughing at if we were sitting at Starbucks or Applebee's right now swapping crazy stories.

BUT since I am a sitting at home with a tired ass husband on the couch who is run ragged and burnt out at the end of the week. Rightfully so.

I could be getting all dolled up and "going out" like many of my friends but instead I decided (as always) to come here for a few laughs. Is that bad?

 

[needtogetaas]

Why not? I'm not doing anything wrong here.

I don't go "out". This is an outlet for me for adult interaction. ATW is a good friend and this is the kind of conversation I might enjoy laughing at if we were sitting at Starbucks or Applebee's right now swapping crazy stories.

BUT since I am a sitting at home with a tired ass husband on the couch who is run ragged and burnt out at the end of the week. Rightfully so.

I could be getting all dolled up and "going out" like many of my friends but instead I decided (as always) to come here for a few laughs. Is that bad?

We don't want you if you have a man. Unless you man is on this board. j/k