wow, that sounds exactly like me in my bedroom every night.
yep, banged a married woman while i going door to door selling educational books in south carolina during summer break my junior year in college. she was obviously on something (X?) when i walked in the door. lol. and her husband pulled in the drive the second i walked out the door. what a rush. i sold more books that day than any other day the entire summer. no fucking shittin. i have the award to prove it.