Have you ever caught someone or been caught masturbating?

[mustang_00]

never been caught but the insanely close calls made it so much better!!!

 

[bruce9241]

Okay, have you ever caught someone masturbating to gay porn?

How about to some inanimate object?

I once found a man feeling a orange for far way too long at the grocery store. He stood there groping a single orange over and over.

 

[AztecWarrior]

Why you asking these questions for Bruce??? I'm not judging you but, don't you think it's kind of odd?

 

[bruce9241]

Why you asking these questions for Bruce??? I'm not judging you but, don't you think it's kind of odd?

Not at all. Does it make you uncomfortable? Are you masturbating right now?

 

[AztecWarrior]

Not at all. Does it make you uncomfortable? Are you masturbating right now?

Nah, even if I was, I wouldn't be talking about it with you...lol..what the hell is wrong with you bro? I'm gonna forget we even talked about this.

 

[empirebuilder]

I havent been caught and for how many times I have beat off its a fuggin minor miracle. I however have caught a couple buddies. One of them was passed out dick in hand with porn on. I came home from the bar with a buddy and we walked in and there he sat. I took some pictures then went to bed. Next day I said I got something to show you I had already loaded them up on the computer. I never did anything mean with them just blackmailed him a little haha!

 

[samo615]

one time me n my girlfriend got in a huge fight at i was hella pissed at her so when she fell asleep i started jacking off and then i got up and was about to cum on her face and she woke up screaming lmao then we had awsom make up sex...never forget that

You know everyone is going to try this now or at least I am

 

[bruce9241]

I suspected someone of jerking off once. I was at a friends house and my buddy had to take a shower so me and his two brothers stayed in his room playing playstation. He must have been in the shower for 45 minutes. What kind of a guy showers for 45 minutes? He was jerking off, we knew it. He wouldn't admit it though.

 

[2DIEZEL]

Wife busted me twice, the shower insident was the best though.

 

[grubd]

My Mom caught me on the night before junior year of high school, wanted me to get my rest. Freshman year in college I caught a roommate and he later caught me twice! We had a no jerking contest and I got a certificate on the door for winning with 24 days with out.