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Post some random girl photos you find off the website (cause ya'll ugly ass bitches don't know any beautiful girls IRL) and create a fake profile. Block your webcam (say your old computer doesn't have one), throw your line in the water and get a few nibbles then disappear off site and net for a week. When you come back tell all your admirers that you had to spend time with your mom as she is sick and you may have to put college on hold as you can't afford school and paying her expenses too.
Sit back and collect and moolah.