fuck fuck. There are none real gyms!
I just called form fitness and fuck, unfuckingbelievable...
Dude: we have nautilus equipment and free weights.
Me: How heavy do the dumbells go?
Dude: 100lbs.
Me: Just up to 100lbs??
Dude: Oh, did you mean the weights that you put on the bench press?
Me: No dude, that's a barbell; those are plates.
Dude: Oh.
Me: Sorry, I'm a little frustrated now. Tryina find a real gym.
Me: Do you have a power rack or olympic rack?
Dude: no?
Me: Where do you do squats and deads and cleans?
Dude: We have a smith machine!