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Guys: When you take a shit...........

  • Thread starter Thread starter AziaReign
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A man is quite comfortable and content while on his throne, especially if there are cool mags to read. I will run around the house with a turd hanging out of my ass looking for something good to read.

As far as the dick, it must be tucked between the thighs to piss. The only exception is if you plan on jacking off while you're in there. Then after pissing you may want to rest it on your thigh for easy access.

The funniest thing to my wife is when the dick is tucked between the thighs and then I get an erection. Makes it hard to stand up, my wife calls it the "can opener."
 
well I would let it hang but my byrd would be flushed down with my turds so I have another bucket beside me to pee in..LOL
 
It hangs between my legs. But I hold it up to make sure it doesn't dip in the water. I truly appreciate toilets that are made tall enough so that i can relax and read without having to hold myself.
 
ttlpkg said:
A man is quite comfortable and content while on his throne, especially if there are cool mags to read. I will run around the house with a turd hanging out of my ass looking for something good to read.


hell fuck YEAH! even if I get disappointed by a shotgun blast shit, I stay on the can just so I can finished reading what I brought in the shitter...

:fro:
 
the People's Champ said:



hell fuck YEAH! even if I get disappointed by a shotgun blast shit, I stay on the can just so I can finished reading what I brought in the shitter...

:fro:

Amen Bro! As a matter-of-fact, I am going to go look for a nice muscle mag right now. I had a good run this morning, and now just having finished my oatmeal and morning coffee, I am ready for a SUPER SHIAT!!!:toilet:
 
This thread is killing me! :FRlol:

Azia -- did you ask pauly this question? What did he answer?

ttlpkg -- you are giving me interesting insight into the mind of the recently new father.... I know what the girls go thru w/ pregnancy & a new baby by talking w/ my friends who have had kids, and most recently my brother and sister-in-law.... but I never really knew the sorts of things the father felt & talked about. I'm very happy to know you are having healthy bowel movements! :)
 
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