Guess what, I'm not gay after all!

[plifter]

I found out that I wasn't really fantasizing about sucking cock. I was simply craving a banana. I ate a banana this morning and suddenly dicks became disgusting again!

Did you guys really think I was being truthful about being gay? I just thought since everyone kept saying I was a closet case that it would be amusing to see what you'd say if I told you that it was true. You guys were still assholes even to the "gay" me.

 

[curling]

Plifter,

Glad to hear you are not! There is too many on this board as it is. Besides there are no closet cases anymore don't you know it's fashionable to be gay now.

 

[plifter]

Curling, I've never been a fashionable kind of guy! I'll just live my "pathetic" heterosexual lifestyle.

 

[flexed1]

I am very glad. (lol)

 

[curling]

Curling, I've never been a fashionable kind of guy! I'll just live my "pathetic" heterosexual lifestyle.

Chasing women is not "pathetic" it is FUN!! Only if the gay dudes knew what they were missing!

 

[flexed1]

Curling, I will make a wager that says if we go out more will chase me and this will piss ya off. The biggest turn on to a pretty women is a guy who looks like me blowing them off. Trust me on this. You may look more gay than me. (lol)

 

[Slice of Peach2]

I moved this thread already.

 

[The Varnsen]

Where to?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Where to?

Elite Between the Sheets.

 

[AAP]

Thank god you are not gay, we have criteria for players on our team. And you seem to come up "short".