got laid yet again tonight

[HANSEL]

it seems to be missing a punch line... like it's like stickin your dick in a packet of bacon.... the only one who will suck it after that is your dog... or something of that nature.... why is it like stickin it in a packet of bacon??

That was hilarious

Seriously.

 

[duritz]

It's a metaphor.

You obviously haven't stuck your dick in a packet of bacon before.

nah dude... i don't need to

 

[vinylgroover]

nah dude... i don't need to

Well, by fucking your ex, you've got some idea of what it would be like.

 

[Frackal]

i dont get the bacon thing?

 

[slobberknocker]

<checks fridge for bacon>




Damn. All out.

 

[HANSEL]

I have heard of sex with ripe melons

 

[KA-BAR]

I have heard of sticking your dick in a jar of peanut butter but bacon?

 

[vinylgroover]

I'm glad it wasn't lost on Superdave.

Now for me, fucking an ex would be like sticking it in a packet of bacon......a packet of bacon is slimey, clammy, greasy, a tad cold, generally the sort of feeling you get when you fuck a chick that does nothing for you, ie you're over it.

 

[duritz]

I'm glad it wasn't lost on Superdave.

Now for me, fucking an ex would be like sticking it in a packet of bacon......a packet of bacon is slimey, clammy, greasy, a tad cold, generally the sort of feeling you get when you fuck a chick that does nothing for you, ie you're over it.

she still does lots for me so maybe it's like sticking it in a hot pocket.... warm, moist, juicey and tastes good

 

[vinylgroover]

she still does lots for me so maybe it's like sticking it in a hot pocket.... warm, moist, juicey and tastes good

One man's bacon is another's hot pocket