got laid yet again tonight

[duritz]

the ex came over... we went to the grocery store... i bought 20 lbs of boneless, skinless chicken... it was only $1.99 a lb.. i'll freeze it and make it when needed... then we came home and banged for like 20 min or so... not too long..


just thought i would let u guys know

 

[Nikola Teslasterone]

the ex came over...

One last romp before summer camp?

 

[nice6pac]

shitat SOonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[vinylgroover]

Fucking an ex is like sticking your dick in a packet of bacon.

 

[-SD-]

Fucking an ex is like sticking your dick in a packet of bacon.

Best post ever. I am making this my sig for a while. You are a genius.

 

[2Thick]

did you kick her to the curb afterwards?

 

[duritz]

did you kick her to the curb afterwards?

nah, she;s a great girl.. she was in vegas for the week so i wanted to see her... the perfect girl for me but i am not ready to settle down

 

[duritz]

Fucking an ex is like sticking your dick in a packet of bacon.

it seems to be missing a punch line... like it's like stickin your dick in a packet of bacon.... the only one who will suck it after that is your dog... or something of that nature.... why is it like stickin it in a packet of bacon??

 

[slobberknocker]

it seems to be missing a punch line... like it's like stickin your dick in a packet of bacon.... the only one who will suck it after that is your dog... or something of that nature.... why is it like stickin it in a packet of bacon??

LOL, karma for you, even though you're a shithead

 

[vinylgroover]

it seems to be missing a punch line... like it's like stickin your dick in a packet of bacon.... the only one who will suck it after that is your dog... or something of that nature.... why is it like stickin it in a packet of bacon??

It's a metaphor.

You obviously haven't stuck your dick in a packet of bacon before.